Hey, Western Union Man

[00:06.34] Oh, Western Union man send a telegram to my baby
[00:10.86] Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh
[00:15.45] Send a telegram to my baby
[00:19.94] This is what I want you to say
[00:23.50] I want you to tell her that I'm all alone
[00:26.26] I tried to call her on the phone
[00:29.01] Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me
[00:33.57] And if the telegram don't do
[00:37.13] Send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers
[00:41.78] Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours
[00:44.41] Send a telegram, send a telegram
[00:47.14] Hurry up, send a telegram, man, to my baby
[00:51.72] Do you hear what I say?
[00:54.41] Oh, Western Union man, send a telegram
[00:59.86] Oh, send a telegram to my baby
[01:04.36] Western Union man, hey, send a telegram, oh
[01:10.75] Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh
[01:13.42] Send a telegram, man, to my baby
[01:18.07] This is what I want you to do
[01:20.72] Listen, tell me, have you got a boy you can send?
[01:24.39] This is what I want him to do
[01:27.03] Put him on his bike right away
[01:29.82] See if he can get my message through
[01:31.67] Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away
[01:37.09] I want the girl to know that I missed her
[01:39.70] Something like yesterday
[01:42.51] Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh
[01:45.22] Send a telegram, man, to my baby
[01:48.82] Do you hear what I say?
[01:51.50] Oh Western Union man why don't you send a telegram?
[01:55.29] Well send a telegram to my baby
[02:03.36] Western Union man, send a telegram
[02:08.86] Oh send a, send a telegram, send it
[02:11.54] Send it, send it, send it, right on to my baby
[02:16.01] Do you hear what I say?
[02:28.77] Hey Western Union man, send a telegram, oh
[02:35.11] Send a telegram to my baby, hey
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