I'm Not A Sicko There's A Plate In My Head

(One, two, three!)

I got no looks
Never know what cooks
My brain don't work
Ask for your number, but you treat me like a jerk

I'm no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head
Rather be half crazy than all-the-way dead

My brain don't work
So I do the jerk
You wreck my world
Everybody knows I never been with a girl

But I'm no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head
I'd rather be half crazy than all-the-way dead

I got good looks
But I know what cooks
My brain don't work
Ask for your number, but you treat me like a (jerk!) jerk

Oh, I'm no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head, whoa
Ain't no sicko, there's a plate in my head
I'd rather be half crazy than all-the-way dead