Trapped On Wikipedia

[00:02.39] Oh, Schno!
[00:03.38] I can't watch things based on true events
[00:06.50] 'Cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)
[00:10.71] Eight hours readin' about Fred Hampton
[00:13.80] I've been trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)
[00:17.32] Don't set me free
[00:19.89] I need to know all about the Great Stink
[00:23.97] Oh, why would I ever go to sleep?
[00:27.53] When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?
[00:32.04] (They're native to the Isle of Man)
[00:33.55] (One second, let's see what the Isle of Man is)
[00:35.50] I can't watch things that are fictional
[00:38.62] 'Cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia
[00:42.85] Six hours learnin' about Coleman Trebor
[00:45.90] Yeah, I've been trapped on Wikipedia
[00:48.94] Ooh, I don't care if you disapprove
[00:52.03] I'll be an expert on Yarael Poof
[00:56.18] Oh, what would I stop to eat dinner for?
[01:00.31] When I'm studying the Purge of Mandalore?
[01:04.33] You might think that readin' all these facts
[01:07.73] Have made me the smartest man on the planet
[01:11.34] But in a couple days, I'll forget anyway
[01:14.72] And be back on Wikipedia, damn it (damn it)
[01:18.44] I can't walk around and look at things at all
[01:21.78] 'Cause I'll be trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)
[01:25.81] Ten hours later and I'm on Charles de Gaulle
[01:28.78] Yeah, I've been trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)
[01:32.58] Just let me be, I'm sightseein' in Tuscany
[01:39.15] Oh, I'll never go to sleep
[01:43.05] 'Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee
[01:47.19] I cannot function in the world today
[01:50.35] Because I'm trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)
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