Calgone
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โฑ๏ธ 5:12 duration
๐ ID: 17748387
๐ Lyrics
On my way home
Police car pulled me over
After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
I suppose I'm to blame
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Oh, fuck!
God, look what you fucking did Gavin
You fucking almost erased the entire track, please fucking be careful
Alright, I'm sorry man 'cause this thing has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
Dude I know but your fucking like you know don't get anywhere near this, okay?
I'm sorry man, aye, I apologize dude I was tryna get like
I'm just sitting here tryna film man, I'm sorry
You see that?
Did you erase it?
No, nah, it could've-, very easily
I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry dude, seriously man, it was just a filming mistake
You fucked up so bad
I'm staying in this one spot
Police car pulled me over
After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
I suppose I'm to blame
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Oh, fuck!
God, look what you fucking did Gavin
You fucking almost erased the entire track, please fucking be careful
Alright, I'm sorry man 'cause this thing has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
Dude I know but your fucking like you know don't get anywhere near this, okay?
I'm sorry man, aye, I apologize dude I was tryna get like
I'm just sitting here tryna film man, I'm sorry
You see that?
Did you erase it?
No, nah, it could've-, very easily
I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry dude, seriously man, it was just a filming mistake
You fucked up so bad
I'm staying in this one spot
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.83] On my way home
[00:25.25] Police car pulled me over
[00:35.05]
[00:51.00] After they left, I puttered out of gas
[00:54.52] AAA came, but my card was expired
[00:57.52] I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
[01:01.05] I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
[01:04.33] They put cold things in my butt
[01:07.66] They sampled a bit of my DNA
[01:09.51] They left me on top of my sheets
[01:14.69] I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
[01:19.55] This day sucked the hardest ever
[01:27.40]
[01:33.58] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[01:40.79] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[01:51.15] I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
[01:55.44] The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
[01:58.64] It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
[02:02.14] Then I heard the voice say
[02:03.94] "Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
[02:07.58] I suppose I'm to blame
[02:21.54] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[02:28.31] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[02:52.27] Thank goodness
[03:03.62] For bathtubs and suds
[03:33.12] I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
[03:36.74] I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
[03:39.96] Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
[03:43.47] In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
[03:47.19] Yesterday was all my fault
[03:50.48] I let negativity get the better of me
[03:53.72] Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
[03:57.22] They temporarily set free this quandary
[04:03.28] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[04:09.98] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[04:16.90] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[04:23.70] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[04:29.26] Oh, fuck!
[04:33.63] God, look what you fucking did Gavin
[04:35.26] You fucking almost erased the entire track, please fucking be careful
[04:38.72] Alright, I'm sorry man 'cause this thing has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
[04:41.25] Dude I know but your fucking like you know don't get anywhere near this, okay?
[04:43.85] I'm sorry man, aye, I apologize dude I was tryna get like
[04:46.48] I'm just sitting here tryna film man, I'm sorry
[04:48.77] You see that?
[04:49.26] Did you erase it?
[04:50.48] No, nah, it could've-, very easily
[04:53.56] I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry dude, seriously man, it was just a filming mistake
[05:01.42] You fucked up so bad
[05:02.32] I'm staying in this one spot
[05:03.52]
[00:25.25] Police car pulled me over
[00:35.05]
[00:51.00] After they left, I puttered out of gas
[00:54.52] AAA came, but my card was expired
[00:57.52] I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
[01:01.05] I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
[01:04.33] They put cold things in my butt
[01:07.66] They sampled a bit of my DNA
[01:09.51] They left me on top of my sheets
[01:14.69] I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
[01:19.55] This day sucked the hardest ever
[01:27.40]
[01:33.58] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[01:40.79] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[01:51.15] I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
[01:55.44] The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
[01:58.64] It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
[02:02.14] Then I heard the voice say
[02:03.94] "Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
[02:07.58] I suppose I'm to blame
[02:21.54] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[02:28.31] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[02:52.27] Thank goodness
[03:03.62] For bathtubs and suds
[03:33.12] I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
[03:36.74] I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
[03:39.96] Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
[03:43.47] In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
[03:47.19] Yesterday was all my fault
[03:50.48] I let negativity get the better of me
[03:53.72] Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
[03:57.22] They temporarily set free this quandary
[04:03.28] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[04:09.98] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[04:16.90] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
[04:23.70] A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[04:29.26] Oh, fuck!
[04:33.63] God, look what you fucking did Gavin
[04:35.26] You fucking almost erased the entire track, please fucking be careful
[04:38.72] Alright, I'm sorry man 'cause this thing has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
[04:41.25] Dude I know but your fucking like you know don't get anywhere near this, okay?
[04:43.85] I'm sorry man, aye, I apologize dude I was tryna get like
[04:46.48] I'm just sitting here tryna film man, I'm sorry
[04:48.77] You see that?
[04:49.26] Did you erase it?
[04:50.48] No, nah, it could've-, very easily
[04:53.56] I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry dude, seriously man, it was just a filming mistake
[05:01.42] You fucked up so bad
[05:02.32] I'm staying in this one spot
[05:03.52]