My Own Eyes
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⏱️ 3:40 duration
🆔 ID: 17840383
📜 Lyrics
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play Hacky Sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes...
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play Hacky Sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes...
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.28] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.43] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.60] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.82] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.28] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.47] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.65] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.69] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.03] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.87] Without seeing that
[00:39.10]
[00:41.36] With my own eyes
[00:43.05] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.63] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.85] From my own eyes
[00:54.44] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.60] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.96] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:04.07] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.21] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.48] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.65] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.81] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.04] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.91] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.47] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.89] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.69] With my own eyes
[01:37.49] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.02] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.83] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.08] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.54] With my own eyes
[01:59.47]
[02:09.10] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.02] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.38] So we used him to play Hacky Sack
[02:24.05] My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
[02:27.72] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.42] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.12] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.29] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:45.87] With my own eyes
[02:47.85] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.44] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.21] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.55] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:02.10] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:07.28]
[03:10.08] With my own eyes
[03:13.26] With my own eyes...
[03:14.76]
[00:03.28] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.43] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.60] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.82] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.28] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.47] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.65] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.69] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.03] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.87] Without seeing that
[00:39.10]
[00:41.36] With my own eyes
[00:43.05] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.63] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.85] From my own eyes
[00:54.44] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.60] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.96] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:04.07] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.21] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.48] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.65] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.81] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.04] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.91] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.47] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.89] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.69] With my own eyes
[01:37.49] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.02] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.83] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.08] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.54] With my own eyes
[01:59.47]
[02:09.10] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.02] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.38] So we used him to play Hacky Sack
[02:24.05] My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
[02:27.72] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.42] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.12] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.29] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:45.87] With my own eyes
[02:47.85] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.44] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.21] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.55] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:02.10] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:07.28]
[03:10.08] With my own eyes
[03:13.26] With my own eyes...
[03:14.76]