My Dick Is Small/Yo Ho

Oh, my dick is small
And I've only got one ball
And the girls all say it's teeny
But it's still my favourite weeny
Oh, my dick is small
And I've only got one ball
Oh, he's got a tiny pole
And on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
All the jizz comes out his nose
Oh, the dick is small
And it's only got a core
Oh, her titties sag
And she's always on a rag
And her beaver is so hairy
She'll never loose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
And she's got no box at all
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her toe
She said "Hey, Yankee you're way too low"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her knee
She said "Hey, Yankee you're kiddin' me"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her twat
She said ""Hey, Yankee you're hittin' the spot"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
She put my cock right in her mouth
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
She put my cock right in her mouth
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
She put my cock right in her mouth
She said "Hey, Yankee (chocking sounds)"
I put my dick right in her nose
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my dick right in her nose
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I put my dick right in her nose
She said "Hey, Yankee that's not where it goes"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
From sucking so many Yankee cocks
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I dig her up every now and then
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I dig her up every now and then
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I dig her up every now and then
I fuck her again, and again, and again
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho