Gone Fishing
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๐ Lyrics
He'd been on the lake more times this month
Than all last year combined
I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night
So I drove out to Percy Priest
Found him kissin' some blonde in his backseat
Had an epiphany
Told myself that I had to teach that good ol' boy a lesson
When the sun got settin'
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I'll give it a couple days, and then I'll call the cops
Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with a Zebco rod
Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news
Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off
Do everything a heart-broke wife would do except tell the truth
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin' (I bet you do, baby)
Mm, mm, it's a real small town
I'm sure I'll see that blonde around
I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue
It turns out she's gone fishin' too
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I bet he's wishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I bet he's wishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin', mm-hm
Than all last year combined
I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night
So I drove out to Percy Priest
Found him kissin' some blonde in his backseat
Had an epiphany
Told myself that I had to teach that good ol' boy a lesson
When the sun got settin'
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I'll give it a couple days, and then I'll call the cops
Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with a Zebco rod
Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news
Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off
Do everything a heart-broke wife would do except tell the truth
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin' (I bet you do, baby)
Mm, mm, it's a real small town
I'm sure I'll see that blonde around
I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue
It turns out she's gone fishin' too
He's gone fishin' out in the dark
Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
Nobody even knows he's missin'
Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I bet he's wishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
I bet he's wishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
Wishin' he'd never gone fishin', mm-hm
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.22] He'd been on the lake more times this month
[00:19.37] Than all last year combined
[00:22.68] I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night
[00:28.40] So I drove out to Percy Priest
[00:31.64] Found him kissin' some blonde in his backseat
[00:34.30] Had an epiphany
[00:36.67] Told myself that I had to teach that good ol' boy a lesson
[00:44.77] When the sun got settin'
[00:46.67] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[00:49.57] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[00:52.83] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[00:56.30] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[00:58.93] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[01:02.00] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[01:05.12] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[01:08.13] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[01:18.34] I'll give it a couple days, and then I'll call the cops
[01:24.15] Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with a Zebco rod
[01:30.41] Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news
[01:36.16] Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off
[01:42.68] Do everything a heart-broke wife would do except tell the truth
[01:48.06] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[01:51.29] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[01:54.47] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[01:57.85] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:00.48] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[02:03.64] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[02:06.82] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[02:09.82] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin' (I bet you do, baby)
[02:24.39] Mm, mm, it's a real small town
[02:30.87] I'm sure I'll see that blonde around
[02:37.74] I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue
[02:41.06] It turns out she's gone fishin' too
[02:46.65] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[02:49.64] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[02:52.80] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[02:55.96] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:58.91] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[03:02.17] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[03:05.33] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[03:08.18] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:14.21] I bet he's wishin'
[03:16.44] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:20.02] I bet he's wishin'
[03:22.21] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:34.96] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin', mm-hm
[03:43.96]
[00:19.37] Than all last year combined
[00:22.68] I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night
[00:28.40] So I drove out to Percy Priest
[00:31.64] Found him kissin' some blonde in his backseat
[00:34.30] Had an epiphany
[00:36.67] Told myself that I had to teach that good ol' boy a lesson
[00:44.77] When the sun got settin'
[00:46.67] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[00:49.57] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[00:52.83] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[00:56.30] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[00:58.93] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[01:02.00] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[01:05.12] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[01:08.13] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[01:18.34] I'll give it a couple days, and then I'll call the cops
[01:24.15] Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with a Zebco rod
[01:30.41] Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news
[01:36.16] Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off
[01:42.68] Do everything a heart-broke wife would do except tell the truth
[01:48.06] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[01:51.29] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[01:54.47] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[01:57.85] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:00.48] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[02:03.64] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[02:06.82] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[02:09.82] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin' (I bet you do, baby)
[02:24.39] Mm, mm, it's a real small town
[02:30.87] I'm sure I'll see that blonde around
[02:37.74] I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue
[02:41.06] It turns out she's gone fishin' too
[02:46.65] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[02:49.64] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[02:52.80] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[02:55.96] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:58.91] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[03:02.17] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[03:05.33] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[03:08.18] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:14.21] I bet he's wishin'
[03:16.44] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:20.02] I bet he's wishin'
[03:22.21] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:34.96] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin', mm-hm
[03:43.96]