Pizzaman
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โฑ๏ธ 3:24 duration
๐ ID: 1788637
๐ Lyrics
(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She said go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna piece on my plate,
She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
But no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
She telling me everybody want a fuck,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table,
She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel,
And there are no sheets on the bed,
Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,
He says go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed,
He says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,
I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'
I dont need this shit!
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She said go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna piece on my plate,
She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
But no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
She telling me everybody want a fuck,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table,
She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel,
And there are no sheets on the bed,
Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,
He says go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed,
He says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,
I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'
I dont need this shit!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:27.82] (Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)
[00:31.32] In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
[00:34.13] I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
[00:37.58] She brings me only one piece,
[00:39.43] I tell her I want to piece,
[00:41.90] She said go to the toilet,
[00:43.22] I say you dont understand,
[00:44.53] I wanna piece on my plate,
[00:46.38] She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,
[00:49.87] I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
[00:53.45] I dont need this shit!
[01:36.29] Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,
[01:39.13] The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
[01:41.87] But no fork,
[01:43.16] I tell her i wanted a fork,
[01:45.35] She telling me everybody want a fuck,
[01:47.73] I say you dont understand,
[01:49.55] I wanna fork on my table,
[01:51.94] She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,
[01:55.40] I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
[01:59.76] I dont need this shit!
[02:42.47] So I go back to my room in a hotel,
[02:45.51] And there are no sheets on the bed,
[02:48.28] Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,
[02:51.35] He says go to the toilet,
[02:53.01] I say you dont understand,
[02:54.23] I wanna sheet on my bed,
[02:55.91] He says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,
[02:59.27] I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
[03:02.69] I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'
[03:14.59] I dont need this shit!
[03:15.49]
[00:31.32] In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
[00:34.13] I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
[00:37.58] She brings me only one piece,
[00:39.43] I tell her I want to piece,
[00:41.90] She said go to the toilet,
[00:43.22] I say you dont understand,
[00:44.53] I wanna piece on my plate,
[00:46.38] She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,
[00:49.87] I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
[00:53.45] I dont need this shit!
[01:36.29] Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,
[01:39.13] The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
[01:41.87] But no fork,
[01:43.16] I tell her i wanted a fork,
[01:45.35] She telling me everybody want a fuck,
[01:47.73] I say you dont understand,
[01:49.55] I wanna fork on my table,
[01:51.94] She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,
[01:55.40] I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch
[01:59.76] I dont need this shit!
[02:42.47] So I go back to my room in a hotel,
[02:45.51] And there are no sheets on the bed,
[02:48.28] Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,
[02:51.35] He says go to the toilet,
[02:53.01] I say you dont understand,
[02:54.23] I wanna sheet on my bed,
[02:55.91] He says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,
[02:59.27] I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
[03:02.69] I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'
[03:14.59] I dont need this shit!
[03:15.49]