Marry Ann
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โฑ๏ธ 2:57 duration
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Miss Mary Ann kept her men in porcupine clothes
In porcupine clothes, and
On that day, as scheduled, they made porcupine love
Porcupine love so stiff and stuck and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier
One foot in front of the other
Miss Mary Ann had a man named Stan, Stan Butler
He had no antlers
He had no center
He had no enter
And he had no exit
His hair was short and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier
On foot in front of the other
And how he loved her apple pies
How he loved her meatloaf
How he loved her chicken breast
How he loved her pudding
Served from clear eight o'clock
Served from clear seven
Served from clear ten o'clock
Promptly at 11, heaven
Miss Mary Ann kept her cans in alphabetical order
Miss Mary Ann began to have some thoughts of murder
Miss Mary Ann began to think real hard about her future
Miss Mary Ann preferred her meat to be freshly butchered
Oh, she killed him rather quickly
Man, that woman was truly sickly
But lord not any sicker than according to plan
Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other
And how he loved her apple pies
How he loved her meatloaf
How he loved her chicken breasts
How he loved her pudding
Served from clear eight o'clock
Served from clear seven
Served from clear ten o'clock
And promptly at 11, heaven
Miss Mary Ann kept her men in porcupine clothes, in porcupine clothes
And on that day, as scheduled, they made porcupine love
Porcupine la-ah-ah-ah-ah achoo!
In porcupine clothes, and
On that day, as scheduled, they made porcupine love
Porcupine love so stiff and stuck and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier
One foot in front of the other
Miss Mary Ann had a man named Stan, Stan Butler
He had no antlers
He had no center
He had no enter
And he had no exit
His hair was short and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier
On foot in front of the other
And how he loved her apple pies
How he loved her meatloaf
How he loved her chicken breast
How he loved her pudding
Served from clear eight o'clock
Served from clear seven
Served from clear ten o'clock
Promptly at 11, heaven
Miss Mary Ann kept her cans in alphabetical order
Miss Mary Ann began to have some thoughts of murder
Miss Mary Ann began to think real hard about her future
Miss Mary Ann preferred her meat to be freshly butchered
Oh, she killed him rather quickly
Man, that woman was truly sickly
But lord not any sicker than according to plan
Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other
And how he loved her apple pies
How he loved her meatloaf
How he loved her chicken breasts
How he loved her pudding
Served from clear eight o'clock
Served from clear seven
Served from clear ten o'clock
And promptly at 11, heaven
Miss Mary Ann kept her men in porcupine clothes, in porcupine clothes
And on that day, as scheduled, they made porcupine love
Porcupine la-ah-ah-ah-ah achoo!