Stay Scared, Stay Tuned

When fear costs you money
Then you know you've been outclassed
Now the harbingers of doom are in your room

Osama's in your own backyard
The Taliban wired up your car
And the kids on the corner
Well they're all stoned

Are you nervous?
Did nothing occur?
Just stay right where you're at
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Stay panicked in your own front room
Cause you may or may not be doomed
Bu stay scared but most of all stay tuned

Cause the floods are gonna get you next
And the Government can't save you yet
They're helping out a bank that needs a loan

Are you nervous?
Did nothing occur?
Just stay right where you're at
We're a service and we wouldn't lie to you
We'll be back after ads
Stay scared, stay tuned...

Are you nervous?
Did nothing occur?
Just stay right where you're at
We're a service and we wouldn't lie to you
We'll be back after ads
Stay scared, stay tuned...