Face Lifts

There she stood at 45
Housewife through and through
She saw how things were sticking out
And they were really _____
She went to see a specialist to see what it was about
He said "look here you ugly cow, better hang about"

We're all into surgery
Face Lifts everyday
Cutting things off and stick things on
Hoping they will stay
They will stay

A big fat lump at 21
Going thin on top
He went down to the clinic to get a brand new mop
Got a groovy syrup of fig Oliver Cromwell make
Everyone laughs as he goes by
Cuz they all know it's a fake

We're all into surgery
Face Lifts everyday
Cutting things off and stick things on
And hoping they will stay
They will stay

We're all into surgery
Face Lifts everyday
Cutting things off and stick things on
And hoping they will stay
They will stay

Lester rents a look-a-like_____jaw
When she kissed her boyfriend _____
She went down to the dentist to have her teeth put straight
_____ Upside down
She's alright
I'll stay

We're all into surgery
Face Lifts everyday
Cutting things off and stick things on
And hoping they will stay

We're all into surgery
Face Lifts everyday
Cutting things off and stick things on
And hoping they will stay
They will stay