Can I Interest You In Hannukah?
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Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah?
Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
Jon: Well, you could do worse.
Stephen: Is it merry?
Jon: It's kind of merry
Stephen: Is it cheery?
Jon: It's got some cheer
Stephen: Is it jolly?
Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
Stephen: When's it start?
Jon: The 25th
Stephen: Of December?
Jon: Kislev
Stephen: When is when exactly?
Jon: I will check
Stephen: Are there presents?
Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?
Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
Jon: There's more
Jon: We have latkes
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew
I'm trying even harder
But I believe in Jesus Christ
So it's a real non-starter
Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
Both: Happy holidays, you
Jon: too!
Stephen: Jew!
Jon: Too?
Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
Jon: Well, you could do worse.
Stephen: Is it merry?
Jon: It's kind of merry
Stephen: Is it cheery?
Jon: It's got some cheer
Stephen: Is it jolly?
Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
Stephen: When's it start?
Jon: The 25th
Stephen: Of December?
Jon: Kislev
Stephen: When is when exactly?
Jon: I will check
Stephen: Are there presents?
Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?
Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
Jon: There's more
Jon: We have latkes
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew
I'm trying even harder
But I believe in Jesus Christ
So it's a real non-starter
Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
Both: Happy holidays, you
Jon: too!
Stephen: Jew!
Jon: Too?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.33] Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah?
[00:08.95] Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
[00:12.64] It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
[00:19.80] And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
[00:27.06] Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
[00:29.77] Jon: Well, you could do worse.
[00:31.51] Stephen: Is it merry?
[00:34.28] Jon: It's kind of merry
[00:36.15] Stephen: Is it cheery?
[00:37.91] Jon: It's got some cheer
[00:40.63] Stephen: Is it jolly?
[00:41.51] Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
[00:44.27] But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
[00:48.79] Stephen: When's it start?
[00:49.69] Jon: The 25th
[00:50.59] Stephen: Of December?
[00:52.32] Jon: Kislev
[00:53.23] Stephen: When is when exactly?
[00:55.98] Jon: I will check
[00:57.75] Stephen: Are there presents?
[00:58.64] Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
[01:01.30] Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
[01:06.79] Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?
[01:15.82] Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
[01:23.08] Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
[01:24.85] Jon: There's more
[01:27.52] Jon: We have latkes
[01:31.11] Stephen: What are they?
[01:32.02] Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
[01:34.79] Stephen: What are they?
[01:35.67] Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles
[01:39.25] Stephen: What are they?
[01:40.14] Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
[01:42.81] And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
[01:46.45] What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
[01:50.00] Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew
[01:52.88] I'm trying even harder
[01:55.56] But I believe in Jesus Christ
[01:58.28] So it's a real non-starter
[02:04.54] Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
[02:10.88] Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
[02:24.32] Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
[02:32.45] Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
[02:37.96] Both: Happy holidays, you
[02:41.51] Jon: too!
[02:47.85] Stephen: Jew!
[02:50.55] Jon: Too?
[02:53.23]
[00:08.95] Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
[00:12.64] It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
[00:19.80] And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
[00:27.06] Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
[00:29.77] Jon: Well, you could do worse.
[00:31.51] Stephen: Is it merry?
[00:34.28] Jon: It's kind of merry
[00:36.15] Stephen: Is it cheery?
[00:37.91] Jon: It's got some cheer
[00:40.63] Stephen: Is it jolly?
[00:41.51] Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
[00:44.27] But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
[00:48.79] Stephen: When's it start?
[00:49.69] Jon: The 25th
[00:50.59] Stephen: Of December?
[00:52.32] Jon: Kislev
[00:53.23] Stephen: When is when exactly?
[00:55.98] Jon: I will check
[00:57.75] Stephen: Are there presents?
[00:58.64] Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
[01:01.30] Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
[01:06.79] Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?
[01:15.82] Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
[01:23.08] Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
[01:24.85] Jon: There's more
[01:27.52] Jon: We have latkes
[01:31.11] Stephen: What are they?
[01:32.02] Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
[01:34.79] Stephen: What are they?
[01:35.67] Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles
[01:39.25] Stephen: What are they?
[01:40.14] Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
[01:42.81] And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
[01:46.45] What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
[01:50.00] Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew
[01:52.88] I'm trying even harder
[01:55.56] But I believe in Jesus Christ
[01:58.28] So it's a real non-starter
[02:04.54] Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
[02:10.88] Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
[02:24.32] Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
[02:32.45] Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
[02:37.96] Both: Happy holidays, you
[02:41.51] Jon: too!
[02:47.85] Stephen: Jew!
[02:50.55] Jon: Too?
[02:53.23]