Santa’s Got a Dirty Job

Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Well every year ol' Santa Clause
Loads up in his sleigh
And them reindeer runnin' in front of him
Kick mud up in his face
And those chimneys he goes climbing down
Ain't exactly all that fun
But if he don't do it nobody will
So Santa's gonna get the job done

Don't you know that

Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Through wind and rain and blindin' snow
Santa Clause never slows down
He's gotta keep on pushin' them reindeer hard
If he's gonna hit every town
Sneakin' in and sneakin' out
For 24 hours straight
Gotta outrun them big guard dogs
Gotta do whatever it takes

Don't you know that

Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

You know, John I was thing
Oh, Santa Claus He's a big man (He is)
Visits over 300 million folks
Every year and everywhere he goes
You know what he finds
What? cookies and he eats them

He's got 'em he's Santa Claus
It'd be rude not to I'm just saying
You wake up in the middle of the night
You see that big man in your house
Making a feline for the bathroom
You best get out of his way because you know

Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
Santa Clause got a dirty job
And he does it all night long
Yes he does it all night long
He does it all night long

Whoa!
Merry Christmas Mike Rowe
Merry Christmas John Boy