John Simon Island
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โฑ๏ธ 1:37 duration
๐ ID: 18112673
๐ Lyrics
It's John Simon's Island
It's a famous island
It's where the band members all stay
John Simon's an island
John Simon's a person
He came from Captain Carl's ass and it hurt
After John Simon was finally squeezed out
The rest of the band came pouring out
Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot
Shooting band members
Rolling and laughing
And giggling orgasmic responses
They love it, they need it
They can't live without it
Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets
Smarter than anybody
Can do anything
They can even fly
But they're not good at landing
Save the world
Or end the world
Even change the world
But should they even try
The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
And boy they're pissed
The band members cry every night
Vernard drives a small car
Mitch smokes cigarettes
Living on John is not the same
Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
Everyday midget gooks are raped
Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
John Simon was horny, but now he's really sad
Pissed off
Not fair
Never given a chance
Grow some ghetto hair
They could kill and they could change
They could create or rearrange
Shooting holes in a sunken ship
It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink
So they live on
John Simon Island
Happy just to be like they is before
Black weed grows out of John's ass
Get near it and die
Ass just grows
Out his hair
It's a famous island
It's where the band members all stay
John Simon's an island
John Simon's a person
He came from Captain Carl's ass and it hurt
After John Simon was finally squeezed out
The rest of the band came pouring out
Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot
Shooting band members
Rolling and laughing
And giggling orgasmic responses
They love it, they need it
They can't live without it
Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets
Smarter than anybody
Can do anything
They can even fly
But they're not good at landing
Save the world
Or end the world
Even change the world
But should they even try
The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
And boy they're pissed
The band members cry every night
Vernard drives a small car
Mitch smokes cigarettes
Living on John is not the same
Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
Everyday midget gooks are raped
Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
John Simon was horny, but now he's really sad
Pissed off
Not fair
Never given a chance
Grow some ghetto hair
They could kill and they could change
They could create or rearrange
Shooting holes in a sunken ship
It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink
So they live on
John Simon Island
Happy just to be like they is before
Black weed grows out of John's ass
Get near it and die
Ass just grows
Out his hair
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.70] It's John Simon's Island
[00:08.01] It's a famous island
[00:09.85] It's where the band members all stay
[00:12.80] John Simon's an island
[00:14.45] John Simon's a person
[00:15.93] He came from Captain Carl's ass and it hurt
[00:21.57] After John Simon was finally squeezed out
[00:23.61] The rest of the band came pouring out
[00:25.94] Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
[00:27.83] But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot
[00:30.43] Shooting band members
[00:31.11] Rolling and laughing
[00:32.15] And giggling orgasmic responses
[00:34.59] They love it, they need it
[00:35.51] They can't live without it
[00:36.59] Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets
[00:38.88] Smarter than anybody
[00:40.06] Can do anything
[00:41.04] They can even fly
[00:42.09] But they're not good at landing
[00:43.15] Save the world
[00:44.11] Or end the world
[00:45.19] Even change the world
[00:46.16] But should they even try
[00:47.53] The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
[00:50.03] And boy they're pissed
[00:51.14] The band members cry every night
[00:52.68] Vernard drives a small car
[00:53.95] Mitch smokes cigarettes
[00:54.88] Living on John is not the same
[00:56.64] Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
[00:58.45] The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
[01:00.20] Everyday midget gooks are raped
[01:02.19] Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
[01:04.46] John Simon was horny, but now he's really sad
[01:06.75] Pissed off
[01:08.01] Not fair
[01:09.63] Never given a chance
[01:11.17] Grow some ghetto hair
[01:13.26] They could kill and they could change
[01:14.76] They could create or rearrange
[01:17.10] Shooting holes in a sunken ship
[01:19.17] It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink
[01:21.71] So they live on
[01:23.10] John Simon Island
[01:25.16] Happy just to be like they is before
[01:27.98] Black weed grows out of John's ass
[01:29.98] Get near it and die
[01:31.53] Ass just grows
[01:33.03] Out his hair
[01:36.27]
[00:08.01] It's a famous island
[00:09.85] It's where the band members all stay
[00:12.80] John Simon's an island
[00:14.45] John Simon's a person
[00:15.93] He came from Captain Carl's ass and it hurt
[00:21.57] After John Simon was finally squeezed out
[00:23.61] The rest of the band came pouring out
[00:25.94] Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
[00:27.83] But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot
[00:30.43] Shooting band members
[00:31.11] Rolling and laughing
[00:32.15] And giggling orgasmic responses
[00:34.59] They love it, they need it
[00:35.51] They can't live without it
[00:36.59] Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets
[00:38.88] Smarter than anybody
[00:40.06] Can do anything
[00:41.04] They can even fly
[00:42.09] But they're not good at landing
[00:43.15] Save the world
[00:44.11] Or end the world
[00:45.19] Even change the world
[00:46.16] But should they even try
[00:47.53] The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
[00:50.03] And boy they're pissed
[00:51.14] The band members cry every night
[00:52.68] Vernard drives a small car
[00:53.95] Mitch smokes cigarettes
[00:54.88] Living on John is not the same
[00:56.64] Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
[00:58.45] The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
[01:00.20] Everyday midget gooks are raped
[01:02.19] Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
[01:04.46] John Simon was horny, but now he's really sad
[01:06.75] Pissed off
[01:08.01] Not fair
[01:09.63] Never given a chance
[01:11.17] Grow some ghetto hair
[01:13.26] They could kill and they could change
[01:14.76] They could create or rearrange
[01:17.10] Shooting holes in a sunken ship
[01:19.17] It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink
[01:21.71] So they live on
[01:23.10] John Simon Island
[01:25.16] Happy just to be like they is before
[01:27.98] Black weed grows out of John's ass
[01:29.98] Get near it and die
[01:31.53] Ass just grows
[01:33.03] Out his hair
[01:36.27]