Asparagus Next Left
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 18113809
๐ Lyrics
We've just been performing a guerrilla gig
In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig
Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls
Road signs on our country lanes
May not be what they seem
"Asparagus Next Left" โ who says?
I've been upstream
Going down there for plum tomatoes
That's not a good idea
For "Horse Manure 200 Yards"
Read bottomless perdition
When the club-versus-country dispute arose
Small children were trampled in the exodus
We all knew someone at primary school
Who had a very powerful magnet
"This-a-way For New Potatoes"
An arrow points innocently
Dirt track to a darker place
That's what it says to me
"Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
They're even giving you clues!
"Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
Whatever happened to the plumber's van?
The humble, amateur Transit van?
Vans have become ridiculous
With their strategies and logistics
"Veer Left For Marmalade!"
I don't think so Joe
And why are "Tractors Turning"?
We really ought to know
So stay alert on the minor roads
Remember Phyllis Triggs
Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
She's still not been accounted for
In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig
Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls
Road signs on our country lanes
May not be what they seem
"Asparagus Next Left" โ who says?
I've been upstream
Going down there for plum tomatoes
That's not a good idea
For "Horse Manure 200 Yards"
Read bottomless perdition
When the club-versus-country dispute arose
Small children were trampled in the exodus
We all knew someone at primary school
Who had a very powerful magnet
"This-a-way For New Potatoes"
An arrow points innocently
Dirt track to a darker place
That's what it says to me
"Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
They're even giving you clues!
"Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
Whatever happened to the plumber's van?
The humble, amateur Transit van?
Vans have become ridiculous
With their strategies and logistics
"Veer Left For Marmalade!"
I don't think so Joe
And why are "Tractors Turning"?
We really ought to know
So stay alert on the minor roads
Remember Phyllis Triggs
Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
She's still not been accounted for
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.77] We've just been performing a guerrilla gig
[00:15.42] In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig
[00:18.06] Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig
[00:20.90] But still they cried like girls
[00:24.17] Road signs on our country lanes
[00:26.63] May not be what they seem
[00:30.36] "Asparagus Next Left" โ who says?
[00:33.06] I've been upstream
[00:35.41] Going down there for plum tomatoes
[00:38.60] That's not a good idea
[00:40.73] For "Horse Manure 200 Yards"
[00:43.62] Read bottomless perdition
[00:48.02]
[00:57.67] When the club-versus-country dispute arose
[01:00.52] Small children were trampled in the exodus
[01:03.43] We all knew someone at primary school
[01:06.34] Who had a very powerful magnet
[01:09.63] "This-a-way For New Potatoes"
[01:12.09] An arrow points innocently
[01:14.79] Dirt track to a darker place
[01:17.99] That's what it says to me
[01:20.96] "Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
[01:23.76] They're even giving you clues!
[01:26.13] "Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
[01:29.14] Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
[01:33.57]
[02:06.14] Whatever happened to the plumber's van?
[02:08.63] The humble, amateur Transit van?
[02:11.68] Vans have become ridiculous
[02:14.08] With their strategies and logistics
[02:17.61] "Veer Left For Marmalade!"
[02:20.44] I don't think so Joe
[02:22.81] And why are "Tractors Turning"?
[02:26.07] We really ought to know
[02:28.76] So stay alert on the minor roads
[02:31.77] Remember Phyllis Triggs
[02:34.37] Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
[02:36.93] She's still not been accounted for
[02:39.75]
[00:15.42] In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig
[00:18.06] Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig
[00:20.90] But still they cried like girls
[00:24.17] Road signs on our country lanes
[00:26.63] May not be what they seem
[00:30.36] "Asparagus Next Left" โ who says?
[00:33.06] I've been upstream
[00:35.41] Going down there for plum tomatoes
[00:38.60] That's not a good idea
[00:40.73] For "Horse Manure 200 Yards"
[00:43.62] Read bottomless perdition
[00:48.02]
[00:57.67] When the club-versus-country dispute arose
[01:00.52] Small children were trampled in the exodus
[01:03.43] We all knew someone at primary school
[01:06.34] Who had a very powerful magnet
[01:09.63] "This-a-way For New Potatoes"
[01:12.09] An arrow points innocently
[01:14.79] Dirt track to a darker place
[01:17.99] That's what it says to me
[01:20.96] "Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
[01:23.76] They're even giving you clues!
[01:26.13] "Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
[01:29.14] Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
[01:33.57]
[02:06.14] Whatever happened to the plumber's van?
[02:08.63] The humble, amateur Transit van?
[02:11.68] Vans have become ridiculous
[02:14.08] With their strategies and logistics
[02:17.61] "Veer Left For Marmalade!"
[02:20.44] I don't think so Joe
[02:22.81] And why are "Tractors Turning"?
[02:26.07] We really ought to know
[02:28.76] So stay alert on the minor roads
[02:31.77] Remember Phyllis Triggs
[02:34.37] Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
[02:36.93] She's still not been accounted for
[02:39.75]