07 - I’m a Transvest‐Lite
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⏱️ 2:16 duration
🆔 ID: 18118929
📜 Lyrics
I first heard Frank say
He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
I wanted that too but what could I do
In junior high school in LA?
My heart skipped in the scene
He said you gotta be it, not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
I didn't have the self-esteem
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
Forward thirty years
I still had the same fears
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
And I felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there
I can't be bothered to care
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
I wanted that too but what could I do
In junior high school in LA?
My heart skipped in the scene
He said you gotta be it, not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
I didn't have the self-esteem
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
Forward thirty years
I still had the same fears
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
And I felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there
I can't be bothered to care
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.26] I first heard Frank say
[00:10.86] He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
[00:13.80] I wanted that too but what could I do
[00:16.88] In junior high school in LA?
[00:20.23] My heart skipped in the scene
[00:22.40] He said you gotta be it, not just dream
[00:25.87] It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
[00:28.85] I didn't have the self-esteem
[00:33.32] I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
[00:36.10] And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
[00:39.45] It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
[00:42.21] Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
[00:45.37] You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
[00:48.11] When you're in the middle of a circle pit
[00:51.06] So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
[00:57.18] Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
[01:03.89] Forward thirty years
[01:06.77] I still had the same fears
[01:09.10] Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
[01:12.33] And I felt the same envy and tears
[01:15.92] I decided right there
[01:18.71] I can't be bothered to care
[01:21.38] What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
[01:24.30] And throw out all my Hanes underwear
[01:28.85] I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
[01:31.55] Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
[01:34.85] I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
[01:37.55] Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
[01:40.68] I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
[01:43.52] I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
[01:46.82] I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
[01:49.63] 'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
[01:53.98] Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
[01:58.13] Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
[02:01.00] (He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
[02:03.92] Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
[02:07.23] (He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
[02:10.08] You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
[02:14.91]
[00:10.86] He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
[00:13.80] I wanted that too but what could I do
[00:16.88] In junior high school in LA?
[00:20.23] My heart skipped in the scene
[00:22.40] He said you gotta be it, not just dream
[00:25.87] It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
[00:28.85] I didn't have the self-esteem
[00:33.32] I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
[00:36.10] And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
[00:39.45] It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
[00:42.21] Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
[00:45.37] You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
[00:48.11] When you're in the middle of a circle pit
[00:51.06] So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
[00:57.18] Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
[01:03.89] Forward thirty years
[01:06.77] I still had the same fears
[01:09.10] Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
[01:12.33] And I felt the same envy and tears
[01:15.92] I decided right there
[01:18.71] I can't be bothered to care
[01:21.38] What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
[01:24.30] And throw out all my Hanes underwear
[01:28.85] I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
[01:31.55] Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
[01:34.85] I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
[01:37.55] Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
[01:40.68] I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
[01:43.52] I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
[01:46.82] I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
[01:49.63] 'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
[01:53.98] Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
[01:58.13] Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
[02:01.00] (He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
[02:03.92] Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
[02:07.23] (He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
[02:10.08] You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
[02:14.91]