Goons Of Hazzard

[00:37.54] Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
[00:42.90] Here come the four-wheel drive prosthetic penises
[00:48.48] Got your gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
[00:51.34] We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
[00:53.79] So we drink ourselves sick, lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
[00:59.43] We are the goons of Hazzard
[01:02.08] Glorified on your TV
[01:05.01] We run down bikes and hitchhikers
[01:06.57] And we know we'll get off scot-free
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[01:36.05] We're the vigilante heroes of your tough guy flicks
[01:41.46] Bashing punks and bums and fags with our baseball bats
[01:47.12] No deer to blow away in the woods today
[01:49.45] So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
[01:52.53] Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
[01:57.92] We are the goons of Hazzard
[02:00.54] Glorified on your TV
[02:03.50] We'll leave you in a pool of blood
[02:05.90] 'Cause we know we'll get off scot-free
[02:46.71] Let's get him!
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[02:58.32] C'mere!
[03:00.83] C'mere!
[03:02.39] Say something to me?
[03:05.18] We've got him cornered
[03:07.97] We've got him cornered
[03:10.35] Is anybody looking?
[03:13.10] Does anybody even care?
[03:15.93] No!
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[03:26.34] The local papers paint us up to be big heroes
[03:31.86] City fathers and chamber of commerce want us deputized
[03:37.59] Stoner gestapo keeping your town clean
[03:40.08] Get a shave kid, we'll pay you as a strikebreaker
[03:42.90] Maybe you'll be make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
[03:48.39] We are the goons of Hazzard
[03:50.96] Glorified on your TV
[03:53.84] We'll leave you in a pool of blood
[03:56.39] 'Cause we know we'll get off scot-free
[04:05.29] Free...
[04:10.43] Scot-free
[04:13.00] Scot-free
[04:15.36] We'll get off...
[04:16.59] We'll get off...
[04:17.87] We'll get off scot-free
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