I Know a Girl

[00:02.70] Hello Suckers
[00:05.07] Welcome back
[00:07.26] Roxie's in there being looked over by the state medical examiner
[00:10.18] Says she's gonna have a baby
[00:12.57] Now why didn't I think of that?
[00:14.73] Can you imagine
[00:16.01] I mean can you imagine
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[00:22.03] Do you believe it
[00:23.40] I mean do you believe it
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[00:29.22] I know a girl
[00:30.23] A girl who lands on top
[00:32.44] You could put her face into a pale of slop
[00:35.94] And she'd come up smelling
[00:37.91] like a rose
[00:39.76] How she does it?
[00:41.68] Heaven knows
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[00:50.76] I know a girl
[00:51.79] A girl with so much luck
[00:53.87] She could get run over by a
[00:55.75] two ton truck
[00:57.48] And brush herself off
[00:59.04] And walk away
[01:01.22] How she does it?
[01:03.02] Couldn't say
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[01:11.38] Whilst I
[01:14.27] On the other hand
[01:15.54] Put my face in a pale of slop
[01:17.26] And I will smell like a pale of slop
[01:19.05] I on ther other hand
[01:22.84] Get run over by a truck
[01:24.50] And I am deader than a duck
[01:26.86] I know a girl who tells so many lies
[01:30.11] Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
[01:33.37] But what that mouse is sellin'
[01:35.43] The whole world buys
[01:37.28] And nobody smells a RAT!
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[01:48.81] Can you imagine
[01:50.14] I mean can you imagine?
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[01:58.32] Do you believe it?
[02:00.31] I mean do you believe it?
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