Racial Descriptions
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Ooh, do I not like Al Sharpton, he got stabbed years ago in Brooklyn
And I found out the guy who stabbed him is a big fan of mine
Which is cool 'cause I like his work too
I just wish he was better at his job
Because Sharpton makes races so difficult
We all try to do the right thing, and we all try to say the right thing
But he makes it even harder than it needs to be
And the media is the worst
They won't mention race during certain suspect descriptions
That's how politically correct we are as a country
I was reading in the New York Daily News the description of a rape suspect
And they didn't mention the guy's race
Now, once you're caught, I don't care what you look like
But if we're still looking for you
How about you mention all pertinent information?
So we know who to avoid on the elevator
Not that I'm the rape target, but I think you understand
This was the politically correct description they gave
They said the young man was in his 20s, approximately 5 foot 9
A hundred and eighty-five pounds, and was wearing a red sweatshirt
Uh, you want to cut the hunt in half?
Red sweatshirt, really? Why would you mention the thing he can change?
But not the race which he can't
What? Do you think he's gonna leave the sweatshirt on until the manhunt is over?
All his friends are telling him, "I would have to take that sweatshirt off"
"No, no, I commit all the rapes in this
This is my lucky sweatshirt
There's a lot of blood and hair and DNA on this baby"
And I'm talking about black people and white people
I'm sure other groups have these racially uncomfortable moments
It's not just black and white
I'm sure Korean guys have them with Vietnamese guys
We would never notice, but I'm sure it does happen
Like I'd believe you if you told me that's what it was like
"Oh, really, but it was one guy yelling in a mirror"
You ever do something that you know
Makes you look racist even though you're not?
Like I was on a plane, I'm getting into the row to sit
And there's three seats and the woman in front of me
Getting into the window seat was a black woman, uh
She's about 20 years old, and then there's me
And the woman getting into the aisle was a black woman who was about 55
And I don't know what had made me think they were traveling together
But my heart was in the right place
I was trying to be a courteous nice passenger
And I'm like, "Oh, do you two want to sit together?"
You ever have words come out
And you immediately want to put them back in with a shotgun?
I recognized my mistake fast 'cause the younger woman actually goes to sit together
And the older woman was like, "Why would we?"
Uh, they're not even from the same part of the earth
I was off by oceans and continents
The woman said, "Why would we?"
There's no acceptable answer for that question
'Cause you're black, that's why
We like to see it all blacks in one area of the aircraft, madam
I was so humiliated, I just took the path of least resistance
I'm like, "I'm sorry, I thought you were lesbians"
And I found out the guy who stabbed him is a big fan of mine
Which is cool 'cause I like his work too
I just wish he was better at his job
Because Sharpton makes races so difficult
We all try to do the right thing, and we all try to say the right thing
But he makes it even harder than it needs to be
And the media is the worst
They won't mention race during certain suspect descriptions
That's how politically correct we are as a country
I was reading in the New York Daily News the description of a rape suspect
And they didn't mention the guy's race
Now, once you're caught, I don't care what you look like
But if we're still looking for you
How about you mention all pertinent information?
So we know who to avoid on the elevator
Not that I'm the rape target, but I think you understand
This was the politically correct description they gave
They said the young man was in his 20s, approximately 5 foot 9
A hundred and eighty-five pounds, and was wearing a red sweatshirt
Uh, you want to cut the hunt in half?
Red sweatshirt, really? Why would you mention the thing he can change?
But not the race which he can't
What? Do you think he's gonna leave the sweatshirt on until the manhunt is over?
All his friends are telling him, "I would have to take that sweatshirt off"
"No, no, I commit all the rapes in this
This is my lucky sweatshirt
There's a lot of blood and hair and DNA on this baby"
And I'm talking about black people and white people
I'm sure other groups have these racially uncomfortable moments
It's not just black and white
I'm sure Korean guys have them with Vietnamese guys
We would never notice, but I'm sure it does happen
Like I'd believe you if you told me that's what it was like
"Oh, really, but it was one guy yelling in a mirror"
You ever do something that you know
Makes you look racist even though you're not?
Like I was on a plane, I'm getting into the row to sit
And there's three seats and the woman in front of me
Getting into the window seat was a black woman, uh
She's about 20 years old, and then there's me
And the woman getting into the aisle was a black woman who was about 55
And I don't know what had made me think they were traveling together
But my heart was in the right place
I was trying to be a courteous nice passenger
And I'm like, "Oh, do you two want to sit together?"
You ever have words come out
And you immediately want to put them back in with a shotgun?
I recognized my mistake fast 'cause the younger woman actually goes to sit together
And the older woman was like, "Why would we?"
Uh, they're not even from the same part of the earth
I was off by oceans and continents
The woman said, "Why would we?"
There's no acceptable answer for that question
'Cause you're black, that's why
We like to see it all blacks in one area of the aircraft, madam
I was so humiliated, I just took the path of least resistance
I'm like, "I'm sorry, I thought you were lesbians"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.25] Ooh, do I not like Al Sharpton, he got stabbed years ago in Brooklyn
[00:05.06] And I found out the guy who stabbed him is a big fan of mine
[00:11.22] Which is cool 'cause I like his work too
[00:16.02] I just wish he was better at his job
[00:20.33] Because Sharpton makes races so difficult
[00:22.61] We all try to do the right thing, and we all try to say the right thing
[00:26.57] But he makes it even harder than it needs to be
[00:28.92] And the media is the worst
[00:31.13] They won't mention race during certain suspect descriptions
[00:34.24] That's how politically correct we are as a country
[00:36.88] I was reading in the New York Daily News the description of a rape suspect
[00:41.75] And they didn't mention the guy's race
[00:43.89] Now, once you're caught, I don't care what you look like
[00:46.24] But if we're still looking for you
[00:48.49] How about you mention all pertinent information?
[00:51.87] So we know who to avoid on the elevator
[00:55.58] Not that I'm the rape target, but I think you understand
[00:59.58] This was the politically correct description they gave
[01:02.10] They said the young man was in his 20s, approximately 5 foot 9
[01:05.13] A hundred and eighty-five pounds, and was wearing a red sweatshirt
[01:09.97] Uh, you want to cut the hunt in half?
[01:17.16] Red sweatshirt, really? Why would you mention the thing he can change?
[01:21.86] But not the race which he can't
[01:24.41] What? Do you think he's gonna leave the sweatshirt on until the manhunt is over?
[01:29.14] All his friends are telling him, "I would have to take that sweatshirt off"
[01:31.72] "No, no, I commit all the rapes in this
[01:36.17] This is my lucky sweatshirt
[01:38.41] There's a lot of blood and hair and DNA on this baby"
[01:43.85] And I'm talking about black people and white people
[01:45.48] I'm sure other groups have these racially uncomfortable moments
[01:48.53] It's not just black and white
[01:50.09] I'm sure Korean guys have them with Vietnamese guys
[01:52.85] We would never notice, but I'm sure it does happen
[01:56.56] Like I'd believe you if you told me that's what it was like
[01:58.71] "Oh, really, but it was one guy yelling in a mirror"
[02:05.88] You ever do something that you know
[02:07.67] Makes you look racist even though you're not?
[02:10.19] Like I was on a plane, I'm getting into the row to sit
[02:13.21] And there's three seats and the woman in front of me
[02:15.00] Getting into the window seat was a black woman, uh
[02:18.02] She's about 20 years old, and then there's me
[02:20.40] And the woman getting into the aisle was a black woman who was about 55
[02:24.86] And I don't know what had made me think they were traveling together
[02:31.62] But my heart was in the right place
[02:34.24] I was trying to be a courteous nice passenger
[02:37.25] And I'm like, "Oh, do you two want to sit together?"
[02:44.10] You ever have words come out
[02:45.91] And you immediately want to put them back in with a shotgun?
[02:51.44] I recognized my mistake fast 'cause the younger woman actually goes to sit together
[02:56.20] And the older woman was like, "Why would we?"
[03:02.24] Uh, they're not even from the same part of the earth
[03:07.62] I was off by oceans and continents
[03:11.77] The woman said, "Why would we?"
[03:13.11] There's no acceptable answer for that question
[03:16.03] 'Cause you're black, that's why
[03:19.32] We like to see it all blacks in one area of the aircraft, madam
[03:25.13] I was so humiliated, I just took the path of least resistance
[03:28.31] I'm like, "I'm sorry, I thought you were lesbians"
[03:31.65]
[00:05.06] And I found out the guy who stabbed him is a big fan of mine
[00:11.22] Which is cool 'cause I like his work too
[00:16.02] I just wish he was better at his job
[00:20.33] Because Sharpton makes races so difficult
[00:22.61] We all try to do the right thing, and we all try to say the right thing
[00:26.57] But he makes it even harder than it needs to be
[00:28.92] And the media is the worst
[00:31.13] They won't mention race during certain suspect descriptions
[00:34.24] That's how politically correct we are as a country
[00:36.88] I was reading in the New York Daily News the description of a rape suspect
[00:41.75] And they didn't mention the guy's race
[00:43.89] Now, once you're caught, I don't care what you look like
[00:46.24] But if we're still looking for you
[00:48.49] How about you mention all pertinent information?
[00:51.87] So we know who to avoid on the elevator
[00:55.58] Not that I'm the rape target, but I think you understand
[00:59.58] This was the politically correct description they gave
[01:02.10] They said the young man was in his 20s, approximately 5 foot 9
[01:05.13] A hundred and eighty-five pounds, and was wearing a red sweatshirt
[01:09.97] Uh, you want to cut the hunt in half?
[01:17.16] Red sweatshirt, really? Why would you mention the thing he can change?
[01:21.86] But not the race which he can't
[01:24.41] What? Do you think he's gonna leave the sweatshirt on until the manhunt is over?
[01:29.14] All his friends are telling him, "I would have to take that sweatshirt off"
[01:31.72] "No, no, I commit all the rapes in this
[01:36.17] This is my lucky sweatshirt
[01:38.41] There's a lot of blood and hair and DNA on this baby"
[01:43.85] And I'm talking about black people and white people
[01:45.48] I'm sure other groups have these racially uncomfortable moments
[01:48.53] It's not just black and white
[01:50.09] I'm sure Korean guys have them with Vietnamese guys
[01:52.85] We would never notice, but I'm sure it does happen
[01:56.56] Like I'd believe you if you told me that's what it was like
[01:58.71] "Oh, really, but it was one guy yelling in a mirror"
[02:05.88] You ever do something that you know
[02:07.67] Makes you look racist even though you're not?
[02:10.19] Like I was on a plane, I'm getting into the row to sit
[02:13.21] And there's three seats and the woman in front of me
[02:15.00] Getting into the window seat was a black woman, uh
[02:18.02] She's about 20 years old, and then there's me
[02:20.40] And the woman getting into the aisle was a black woman who was about 55
[02:24.86] And I don't know what had made me think they were traveling together
[02:31.62] But my heart was in the right place
[02:34.24] I was trying to be a courteous nice passenger
[02:37.25] And I'm like, "Oh, do you two want to sit together?"
[02:44.10] You ever have words come out
[02:45.91] And you immediately want to put them back in with a shotgun?
[02:51.44] I recognized my mistake fast 'cause the younger woman actually goes to sit together
[02:56.20] And the older woman was like, "Why would we?"
[03:02.24] Uh, they're not even from the same part of the earth
[03:07.62] I was off by oceans and continents
[03:11.77] The woman said, "Why would we?"
[03:13.11] There's no acceptable answer for that question
[03:16.03] 'Cause you're black, that's why
[03:19.32] We like to see it all blacks in one area of the aircraft, madam
[03:25.13] I was so humiliated, I just took the path of least resistance
[03:28.31] I'm like, "I'm sorry, I thought you were lesbians"
[03:31.65]