If A Girl Isn't Pretty (Previously Unreleased / 2014 Remix)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:13 duration
๐ ID: 18204802
๐ Lyrics
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Any nose with deviation
Is a crime against the nation
Throw her into jail
Or maybe drown the cat
She must shine in every detail
Like a ring you buy in retail
With a mounting that can knock the public flat
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
There's just nothing more to say, that's that
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy that spends a quarter
For a seat just feels he ought-a
See a figure that his wife can't substitute
Men with faces that can cause ya
To have a temporary nausea
Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Well, to me that doesn't spell success
If a girl ain't perfection
She can take a pop election
Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut
Never mind the girl's equipment
If it ain't the right assortment
Even though she loves her mother
And she's nice to her brother
If her hair ain't too bright curly
Better go to China, girlie
Or to hell on a fast express
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
That oblivion is hard, a drag
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Any nose with deviation
Is a crime against the nation
Throw her into jail
Or maybe drown the cat
She must shine in every detail
Like a ring you buy in retail
With a mounting that can knock the public flat
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
There's just nothing more to say, that's that
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy that spends a quarter
For a seat just feels he ought-a
See a figure that his wife can't substitute
Men with faces that can cause ya
To have a temporary nausea
Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Well, to me that doesn't spell success
If a girl ain't perfection
She can take a pop election
Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut
Never mind the girl's equipment
If it ain't the right assortment
Even though she loves her mother
And she's nice to her brother
If her hair ain't too bright curly
Better go to China, girlie
Or to hell on a fast express
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
That oblivion is hard, a drag
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:24.00] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[00:29.84] All she gets in life is pity and a pat
[00:35.35] Any nose with deviation
[00:38.21] Is a crime against the nation
[00:41.13] Throw her into jail
[00:43.13] Or maybe drown the cat
[00:46.56] She must shine in every detail
[00:49.92] Like a ring you buy in retail
[00:52.76] With a mounting that can knock the public flat
[00:58.50] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:04.49] There's just nothing more to say, that's that
[01:14.06] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:20.69] She should dump the stage and try another route
[01:26.20] Any guy that spends a quarter
[01:29.45] For a seat just feels he ought-a
[01:32.05] See a figure that his wife can't substitute
[01:37.94] Men with faces that can cause ya
[01:41.05] To have a temporary nausea
[01:43.84] Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less
[01:49.58] When a girl's incidentals
[01:52.65] Are no bigger than two lentils
[01:55.52] Well, to me that doesn't spell success
[02:00.56]
[02:09.97] If a girl ain't perfection
[02:13.13] She can take a pop election
[02:16.32] Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut
[02:22.05] Never mind the girl's equipment
[02:25.07] If it ain't the right assortment
[02:28.07] Even though she loves her mother
[02:30.99] And she's nice to her brother
[02:33.98] If her hair ain't too bright curly
[02:36.73] Better go to China, girlie
[02:39.63] Or to hell on a fast express
[02:46.68] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[02:58.28] That oblivion is hard, a drag
[03:10.31]
[00:29.84] All she gets in life is pity and a pat
[00:35.35] Any nose with deviation
[00:38.21] Is a crime against the nation
[00:41.13] Throw her into jail
[00:43.13] Or maybe drown the cat
[00:46.56] She must shine in every detail
[00:49.92] Like a ring you buy in retail
[00:52.76] With a mounting that can knock the public flat
[00:58.50] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:04.49] There's just nothing more to say, that's that
[01:14.06] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:20.69] She should dump the stage and try another route
[01:26.20] Any guy that spends a quarter
[01:29.45] For a seat just feels he ought-a
[01:32.05] See a figure that his wife can't substitute
[01:37.94] Men with faces that can cause ya
[01:41.05] To have a temporary nausea
[01:43.84] Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less
[01:49.58] When a girl's incidentals
[01:52.65] Are no bigger than two lentils
[01:55.52] Well, to me that doesn't spell success
[02:00.56]
[02:09.97] If a girl ain't perfection
[02:13.13] She can take a pop election
[02:16.32] Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut
[02:22.05] Never mind the girl's equipment
[02:25.07] If it ain't the right assortment
[02:28.07] Even though she loves her mother
[02:30.99] And she's nice to her brother
[02:33.98] If her hair ain't too bright curly
[02:36.73] Better go to China, girlie
[02:39.63] Or to hell on a fast express
[02:46.68] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
[02:58.28] That oblivion is hard, a drag
[03:10.31]