Tale of a Fat Fucking Retard (Acoustic)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:50 duration
๐ ID: 18231435
๐ Lyrics
Another night with nothing much to do
You don't need us and we don't need you
It's bad ideas
And this half-filled bottle of booze
I hit the bar at three o'clock
And I know I won't fucking stop
Until I'm pissed and broke
And I can barely walk
Because I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
It's a fast drive home
On the Friday night
When you're blowing lines
And running red lights
Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
Bad ideas
Are running through my head
With a little luck
I won't end up dead tonight
End up dead tonight ohhh oh oh oh
Street to street
And bar to bar
Jumping into Freddy's car
When sounds of anger
Echoed through the night
Out the door
And the fight begins
A human speed bump for the win
How was your walk home
On two broken legs
Because I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
It's a fast drive home
On the Friday night
When you're blowing lines
And running red lights
Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
Some bad ideas
Are running through my head
With a little luck
I won't end up dead tonight
Tonight ohhhhh
I'm drunk as fuck
And I can't see straight
I got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
I've had one too many
But I'll have one more
We'll sink ten shots of whiskey
Then we'll hit the door
You don't need us and we don't need you
It's bad ideas
And this half-filled bottle of booze
I hit the bar at three o'clock
And I know I won't fucking stop
Until I'm pissed and broke
And I can barely walk
Because I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
It's a fast drive home
On the Friday night
When you're blowing lines
And running red lights
Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
Bad ideas
Are running through my head
With a little luck
I won't end up dead tonight
End up dead tonight ohhh oh oh oh
Street to street
And bar to bar
Jumping into Freddy's car
When sounds of anger
Echoed through the night
Out the door
And the fight begins
A human speed bump for the win
How was your walk home
On two broken legs
Because I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
It's a fast drive home
On the Friday night
When you're blowing lines
And running red lights
Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
I can't see straight
Got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
Some bad ideas
Are running through my head
With a little luck
I won't end up dead tonight
Tonight ohhhhh
I'm drunk as fuck
And I can't see straight
I got a bag in my pocket
And a gun at my waist
I've had one too many
But I'll have one more
We'll sink ten shots of whiskey
Then we'll hit the door
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:26.92] Another night with nothing much to do
[00:28.82] You don't need us and we don't need you
[00:30.83] It's bad ideas
[00:31.90] And this half-filled bottle of booze
[00:35.70] I hit the bar at three o'clock
[00:37.46] And I know I won't fucking stop
[00:39.56] Until I'm pissed and broke
[00:40.84] And I can barely walk
[00:43.91] Because I'm drunk as fuck
[00:44.98] I can't see straight
[00:46.02] Got a bag in my pocket
[00:47.02] And a gun at my waist
[00:48.05] It's a fast drive home
[00:49.34] On the Friday night
[00:50.32] When you're blowing lines
[00:51.46] And running red lights
[00:52.49] Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
[00:53.73] I can't see straight
[00:54.56] Got a bag in my pocket
[00:55.86] And a gun at my waist
[00:56.99] Bad ideas
[00:57.92] Are running through my head
[00:58.97] With a little luck
[01:00.08] I won't end up dead tonight
[01:04.75] End up dead tonight ohhh oh oh oh
[01:18.87] Street to street
[01:19.61] And bar to bar
[01:21.17] Jumping into Freddy's car
[01:22.74] When sounds of anger
[01:24.30] Echoed through the night
[01:27.77] Out the door
[01:28.26] And the fight begins
[01:29.62] A human speed bump for the win
[01:31.70] How was your walk home
[01:32.76] On two broken legs
[01:35.61] Because I'm drunk as fuck
[01:36.98] I can't see straight
[01:37.91] Got a bag in my pocket
[01:38.96] And a gun at my waist
[01:40.09] It's a fast drive home
[01:41.30] On the Friday night
[01:42.38] When you're blowing lines
[01:43.41] And running red lights
[01:44.44] Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
[01:45.52] I can't see straight
[01:46.52] Got a bag in my pocket
[01:47.89] And a gun at my waist
[01:48.81] Some bad ideas
[01:49.96] Are running through my head
[01:50.95] With a little luck
[01:52.06] I won't end up dead tonight
[01:57.75] Tonight ohhhhh
[02:11.38] I'm drunk as fuck
[02:13.42] And I can't see straight
[02:15.43] I got a bag in my pocket
[02:18.04] And a gun at my waist
[02:19.98] I've had one too many
[02:22.53] But I'll have one more
[02:24.31] We'll sink ten shots of whiskey
[02:27.02] Then we'll hit the door
[02:29.33]
[00:28.82] You don't need us and we don't need you
[00:30.83] It's bad ideas
[00:31.90] And this half-filled bottle of booze
[00:35.70] I hit the bar at three o'clock
[00:37.46] And I know I won't fucking stop
[00:39.56] Until I'm pissed and broke
[00:40.84] And I can barely walk
[00:43.91] Because I'm drunk as fuck
[00:44.98] I can't see straight
[00:46.02] Got a bag in my pocket
[00:47.02] And a gun at my waist
[00:48.05] It's a fast drive home
[00:49.34] On the Friday night
[00:50.32] When you're blowing lines
[00:51.46] And running red lights
[00:52.49] Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
[00:53.73] I can't see straight
[00:54.56] Got a bag in my pocket
[00:55.86] And a gun at my waist
[00:56.99] Bad ideas
[00:57.92] Are running through my head
[00:58.97] With a little luck
[01:00.08] I won't end up dead tonight
[01:04.75] End up dead tonight ohhh oh oh oh
[01:18.87] Street to street
[01:19.61] And bar to bar
[01:21.17] Jumping into Freddy's car
[01:22.74] When sounds of anger
[01:24.30] Echoed through the night
[01:27.77] Out the door
[01:28.26] And the fight begins
[01:29.62] A human speed bump for the win
[01:31.70] How was your walk home
[01:32.76] On two broken legs
[01:35.61] Because I'm drunk as fuck
[01:36.98] I can't see straight
[01:37.91] Got a bag in my pocket
[01:38.96] And a gun at my waist
[01:40.09] It's a fast drive home
[01:41.30] On the Friday night
[01:42.38] When you're blowing lines
[01:43.41] And running red lights
[01:44.44] Cuz I'm drunk as fuck
[01:45.52] I can't see straight
[01:46.52] Got a bag in my pocket
[01:47.89] And a gun at my waist
[01:48.81] Some bad ideas
[01:49.96] Are running through my head
[01:50.95] With a little luck
[01:52.06] I won't end up dead tonight
[01:57.75] Tonight ohhhhh
[02:11.38] I'm drunk as fuck
[02:13.42] And I can't see straight
[02:15.43] I got a bag in my pocket
[02:18.04] And a gun at my waist
[02:19.98] I've had one too many
[02:22.53] But I'll have one more
[02:24.31] We'll sink ten shots of whiskey
[02:27.02] Then we'll hit the door
[02:29.33]