This Isn't a Car: A Batman Parody Song
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โฑ๏ธ 2:05 duration
๐ ID: 18234590
๐ Lyrics
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
It could be a motorcycle!
Or maybe a unicycle!
Possibly a paracycle,
if those exist!
An Oscar Meyer Wiener truck!
A submarine or six-wheeled duck!
A rollerskate or hockey puck-
That'd be a cool ride!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
(It's not a car, baby)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Maybe it's a motorboat,
Thanksgiving day parading float,
Or just a scruffy Billygoat,
Or all the above!
It's a Dr. Seuss machine,
That's engine's powered up with steam
And piloted by Charlie Sheen-
He's got tiger blood!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
This ain't a car-
Not sure what it is, though!
All I know is what I ride's
the shiz, yo!
A jeep, a tank, a fish, a plank, A broom, a bomb, a llama!
A bike, a ball, a toilet stall, I'm riding on yo mama!
I'm on jet, now I'm riding on a bagpipe!
I'm on a camel, upside down on a stalactite!
A glider or tie fighter or a giant Mecha spider!
I ride go carts, Humphrey Bogart, parts of large hadron colliders!
I'm on Titanic!
No I'm rolling on a boulder!
I'm on a Zepplin!
Now I'm riding Alfred's shoulders!
I'm in a bus, inside a whale, hung from a spaceship!
I'm on a pig inside a wheel-
We're on a film strip!
I'm on balloons hooked to a jet packed Parachuter-
No I'm singing in the shower on YouTube on your computer!
I'm hanging from a train โ I'm on a plane I'm jousting bane!
Lamborghinis more my thingy-
Shut yo face, Michael Caine!
It could be a UFO,
A title wave of Cheerios,
And auto bot for all we know
they'd make a sweet team!
A Boomarang, a giant bat,
A pinky pie, a cowboy hat,
A rainbow pop tart Nyan cat,
Oh go, Batman, go!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
It could be a motorcycle!
Or maybe a unicycle!
Possibly a paracycle,
if those exist!
An Oscar Meyer Wiener truck!
A submarine or six-wheeled duck!
A rollerskate or hockey puck-
That'd be a cool ride!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
(It's not a car, baby)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Maybe it's a motorboat,
Thanksgiving day parading float,
Or just a scruffy Billygoat,
Or all the above!
It's a Dr. Seuss machine,
That's engine's powered up with steam
And piloted by Charlie Sheen-
He's got tiger blood!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
This ain't a car-
Not sure what it is, though!
All I know is what I ride's
the shiz, yo!
A jeep, a tank, a fish, a plank, A broom, a bomb, a llama!
A bike, a ball, a toilet stall, I'm riding on yo mama!
I'm on jet, now I'm riding on a bagpipe!
I'm on a camel, upside down on a stalactite!
A glider or tie fighter or a giant Mecha spider!
I ride go carts, Humphrey Bogart, parts of large hadron colliders!
I'm on Titanic!
No I'm rolling on a boulder!
I'm on a Zepplin!
Now I'm riding Alfred's shoulders!
I'm in a bus, inside a whale, hung from a spaceship!
I'm on a pig inside a wheel-
We're on a film strip!
I'm on balloons hooked to a jet packed Parachuter-
No I'm singing in the shower on YouTube on your computer!
I'm hanging from a train โ I'm on a plane I'm jousting bane!
Lamborghinis more my thingy-
Shut yo face, Michael Caine!
It could be a UFO,
A title wave of Cheerios,
And auto bot for all we know
they'd make a sweet team!
A Boomarang, a giant bat,
A pinky pie, a cowboy hat,
A rainbow pop tart Nyan cat,
Oh go, Batman, go!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!