Ready To Roll

[00:16.23] I got a 20 sider on call
[00:19.06] dressed up and ready to roll
[00:20.85] I got the real world blinded
[00:23.25] dressed up and ready to roll
[00:25.60] Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
[00:30.26] Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
[00:35.10] Check out my thief he's got the black shield
[00:37.79] dressed up and ready to roll
[00:39.66] Check out my sickly cave tan
[00:42.18] dressed up and ready to roll
[00:44.37] Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
[00:49.02] Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality
[00:54.12] We may not know any girls
[00:55.87] But we got graph paper guiding our way
[00:57.86] We got confusion, delusion
[01:00.84] And all of Friday night to kill.
[01:03.76] Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and
[01:06.31] ready to roll
[01:08.06] Pick up from where your mule died dressed up and ready to roll
[01:12.88] Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
[01:17.56] Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
[01:22.75] We may not know any girls
[01:24.23] But we got graph paper guiding our way
[01:26.34] We got confusion, delusion
[01:29.20] And all of Friday night to kill.
[01:32.08] That was by far the best time that we ever had.
[01:41.24] That was by far the best time that we ever had.
[02:00.79] Get to the tavern have a few beers
[02:03.13] dressed up and ready to roll
[02:05.68] Pick up an Elvin bar whore
[02:08.11] dressed up and ready to roll
[02:10.76] We may not know any girls
[02:12.85] But we got graph paper guiding our way
[02:14.56] We got confusion, delusion
[02:17.32] And all of Friday night to kill.
[02:20.15] That was by far the best time that we ever had.
[02:29.33] That was by far the best time that we ever had.
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