Coming Up Short

[00:00.24] (Bitch!) Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[00:02.29] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[00:06.45] Comin' up $hort
[00:08.62] Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[00:11.59] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[00:13.35] When they fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[00:20.12] Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[00:22.32] Now fuck around and get a five-finger hand plant
[00:24.84] Straight across your face to make sure all you bitches understand it
[00:28.68] That I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga, not a gentleman
[00:32.24] Ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin'
[00:34.58] I know ya starving bitch what you gon' eat?
[00:36.84] Just because I picked you up, I guess you waitin' on me
[00:39.54] It ain't goin' be that, you shoulda ate or brought'cha ass a plate
[00:43.09] 'Cause on this date, we just fuckin' 'til it's late
[00:45.49] I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour
[00:48.85] I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her
[00:51.64] I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
[00:54.11] No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
[00:57.13] Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
[00:59.76] Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
[01:03.25] At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands
[01:05.95] While I be all in your face tryin' to fuck smilin'
[01:08.81] 'Cause $hort Dawg'll never cater to you hoes
[01:11.46] And if you ain't fuckin', I say "Later" to you hoes
[01:14.31] So if you bitches gotta plot
[01:16.19] You better get gonna get shot fuckin' with Short Dawg
[01:20.06] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[01:22.28] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[01:25.67] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[01:27.82] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[01:31.42] Bitches be like rabbits wantin' diamonds and carats
[01:33.77] See my car, see my house, and they think I'ma share it
[01:36.76] I ain't never been a mark bitch, you too bossy
[01:39.64] Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me
[01:42.86] I tell a bitch real quick, I ain't no Tootsie Roll
[01:45.71] All you good fo' is some head and some pussy, ho!
[01:48.66] And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuckin' twice
[01:51.68] 'Cause $hort Dawg ain't nuttin' nice
[01:53.76] Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin'?
[01:56.85] I'm Shorty the Pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'
[01:59.83] Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
[02:02.84] Raised up out the pussy, now I'm in the traffic
[02:05.30] Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
[02:08.28] Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
[02:11.45] Stickin' to my script, never pussy-whipped
[02:13.90] Seein' niggas with them bitches I done tossed and pimped
[02:16.64] I use to break hoes for Scrilla when I was down now
[02:19.48] I'm makin' bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bitches
[02:22.41] Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpkins
[02:25.16] When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'
[02:28.25] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[02:30.66] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[02:34.02] Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (hoes can't fuck with me)
[02:36.35] (Bitch!) Too $hort
[02:37.33] Now break it down to the beat one time!
[02:44.72] Ol' school, tell ya lil' somethin' about Shorty
[02:51.04] I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy
[02:53.60] I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers in pussy
[02:57.00] Bitches keep lookin' for some Too $hort nut
[02:59.41] Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust
[03:02.32] Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dick her
[03:05.23] Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
[03:08.49] No more player, no Shorty the Pimp
[03:11.08] I get paid, give her the check and get 40 percent
[03:13.97] All the homies talkin' bad, head down, walkin' sad
[03:16.55] Got the broad livin' with me, baby sayin' "Dad!"
[03:19.70] Sex played out and ol' Shorty's bored, getting fat!
[03:23.33] Then my bitch turn into a rat
[03:25.14] I could try to mack again, but the bitches won't want me
[03:28.06] 'Cause I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
[03:31.29] $hort Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
[03:33.88] All the rappers who was fake on the mic, got raw
[03:36.80] Ugly hoes playin' hard-to-get, sold all my cars
[03:40.49] Now I ride the bus and shit
[03:42.06] I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes
[03:44.84] I sold it all, now I can't afford breakfast
[03:48.49] I lost everything I worked to be
[03:50.49] Never thought I'd be a trick, payin' hoes to serve me
[03:53.53] Shit! Snap back came out of my dream
[03:56.70] Shit can really happen, if you know what I mean?
[03:59.56] But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
[04:02.49] Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away
[04:05.37] Bitch thought I raw dicked, said it was mine
[04:07.79] She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
[04:11.04] Star-struck bitch seein' dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
[04:15.10] Playin' games so I taught her mine
[04:16.81] Tryin' to play a player, got caught in a trap
[04:19.49] Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap
[04:22.61] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[04:24.73] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
[04:28.20] Bitches keep comin' up $hort
[04:30.44] Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
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