Vapin' In Vegas
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โฑ๏ธ 4:36 duration
๐ ID: 18329544
๐ Lyrics
It's a Sunday on the strip
My divorced ass moved to Vegas
My wife left and took the kids
And it's a good thing that she did cause they were annoying as shit
I'm 68 years young
I let my hair down have some fun
Stare at the Bellagio fountain
A skateboarder gave me a vape and it was great
Now I'm vapin' in Vegas
Vapin' in Vegas
I go to a strip club, get a boner with a bunch of other guys
This is the greatest
Vapin' in Vegas
I wish my wife would call me back
I wish my kids would answer texts
I wish I could hold my goddamn dog and smell his stanky, stanky breath
But I can't do that
Because of the lawsuit
Oh, the lawsuit
Fucking lawsuit
Margaritaville
Toby Keith's I love this bar and grill
Circus de Solei
I shit myself at the Mandalay Bay
I do what I want, smoke a cigar
Test drive a fancy car and say "I'll think about it"
There's so much history in Vegas
So much magic you can taste it
I heard a busboy spilled a Sprite on Frank Sinatra
So Frank Sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street
Vapin' in Vegas
Vapin' in Vegas
See the Blue Man Group with a prostitute, take a picture with a snake
This is the greatest
Vapin' in Vegas
I wish the jury took my side back when I was 65
When I killed that guy for walking on my plants
And then I hacked him into pieces
And I ate his toes like Reese's
Is it Reesie's or is it Reese's?
Either way I ate a man
I only served two years
Because I escaped
Woo! I escaped from jail
I escaped
C'mon! Hit it!
Check this shit out!
Watch this
What?!
Hit 'em!
Skibiddity-beep-bap-beep-biddy-bope-bap-chip-dap-bope!
That was sick
Thank you!
You sounded awesome doing that
I appreciate that, man, thanks
You're welcome
Vapin' in Vegas
Makin' human bacon in Vegas
When they catch me imma be so famous
Until then, I'll be vapin' in Vegas
My divorced ass moved to Vegas
My wife left and took the kids
And it's a good thing that she did cause they were annoying as shit
I'm 68 years young
I let my hair down have some fun
Stare at the Bellagio fountain
A skateboarder gave me a vape and it was great
Now I'm vapin' in Vegas
Vapin' in Vegas
I go to a strip club, get a boner with a bunch of other guys
This is the greatest
Vapin' in Vegas
I wish my wife would call me back
I wish my kids would answer texts
I wish I could hold my goddamn dog and smell his stanky, stanky breath
But I can't do that
Because of the lawsuit
Oh, the lawsuit
Fucking lawsuit
Margaritaville
Toby Keith's I love this bar and grill
Circus de Solei
I shit myself at the Mandalay Bay
I do what I want, smoke a cigar
Test drive a fancy car and say "I'll think about it"
There's so much history in Vegas
So much magic you can taste it
I heard a busboy spilled a Sprite on Frank Sinatra
So Frank Sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street
Vapin' in Vegas
Vapin' in Vegas
See the Blue Man Group with a prostitute, take a picture with a snake
This is the greatest
Vapin' in Vegas
I wish the jury took my side back when I was 65
When I killed that guy for walking on my plants
And then I hacked him into pieces
And I ate his toes like Reese's
Is it Reesie's or is it Reese's?
Either way I ate a man
I only served two years
Because I escaped
Woo! I escaped from jail
I escaped
C'mon! Hit it!
Check this shit out!
Watch this
What?!
Hit 'em!
Skibiddity-beep-bap-beep-biddy-bope-bap-chip-dap-bope!
That was sick
Thank you!
You sounded awesome doing that
I appreciate that, man, thanks
You're welcome
Vapin' in Vegas
Makin' human bacon in Vegas
When they catch me imma be so famous
Until then, I'll be vapin' in Vegas
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.04] It's a Sunday on the strip
[00:26.08] My divorced ass moved to Vegas
[00:31.03] My wife left and took the kids
[00:36.35] And it's a good thing that she did cause they were annoying as shit
[00:41.97] I'm 68 years young
[00:46.62] I let my hair down have some fun
[00:51.96] Stare at the Bellagio fountain
[00:56.85] A skateboarder gave me a vape and it was great
[01:03.14] Now I'm vapin' in Vegas
[01:08.09] Vapin' in Vegas
[01:13.04] I go to a strip club, get a boner with a bunch of other guys
[01:19.10] This is the greatest
[01:21.63] Vapin' in Vegas
[01:23.65] I wish my wife would call me back
[01:26.49] I wish my kids would answer texts
[01:29.16] I wish I could hold my goddamn dog and smell his stanky, stanky breath
[01:34.14] But I can't do that
[01:39.34] Because of the lawsuit
[01:49.29] Oh, the lawsuit
[01:54.95] Fucking lawsuit
[01:59.66] Margaritaville
[02:04.17] Toby Keith's I love this bar and grill
[02:09.42] Circus de Solei
[02:14.21] I shit myself at the Mandalay Bay
[02:20.31] I do what I want, smoke a cigar
[02:23.44] Test drive a fancy car and say "I'll think about it"
[02:30.96] There's so much history in Vegas
[02:33.82] So much magic you can taste it
[02:36.02] I heard a busboy spilled a Sprite on Frank Sinatra
[02:40.03] So Frank Sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street
[02:46.42] Vapin' in Vegas
[02:51.98] Vapin' in Vegas
[02:56.92] See the Blue Man Group with a prostitute, take a picture with a snake
[03:02.24] This is the greatest
[03:04.93] Vapin' in Vegas
[03:07.19] I wish the jury took my side back when I was 65
[03:12.45] When I killed that guy for walking on my plants
[03:17.79] And then I hacked him into pieces
[03:20.05] And I ate his toes like Reese's
[03:22.79] Is it Reesie's or is it Reese's?
[03:25.47] Either way I ate a man
[03:28.28] I only served two years
[03:32.68] Because I escaped
[03:37.10] Woo! I escaped from jail
[03:48.64] I escaped
[03:52.57] C'mon! Hit it!
[03:56.06] Check this shit out!
[03:57.26] Watch this
[04:02.21] What?!
[04:05.35] Hit 'em!
[04:06.92] Skibiddity-beep-bap-beep-biddy-bope-bap-chip-dap-bope!
[04:10.87] That was sick
[04:11.62] Thank you!
[04:12.26] You sounded awesome doing that
[04:12.89] I appreciate that, man, thanks
[04:13.43] You're welcome
[04:14.50] Vapin' in Vegas
[04:18.35] Makin' human bacon in Vegas
[04:23.57] When they catch me imma be so famous
[04:28.41] Until then, I'll be vapin' in Vegas
[04:32.39]
[00:26.08] My divorced ass moved to Vegas
[00:31.03] My wife left and took the kids
[00:36.35] And it's a good thing that she did cause they were annoying as shit
[00:41.97] I'm 68 years young
[00:46.62] I let my hair down have some fun
[00:51.96] Stare at the Bellagio fountain
[00:56.85] A skateboarder gave me a vape and it was great
[01:03.14] Now I'm vapin' in Vegas
[01:08.09] Vapin' in Vegas
[01:13.04] I go to a strip club, get a boner with a bunch of other guys
[01:19.10] This is the greatest
[01:21.63] Vapin' in Vegas
[01:23.65] I wish my wife would call me back
[01:26.49] I wish my kids would answer texts
[01:29.16] I wish I could hold my goddamn dog and smell his stanky, stanky breath
[01:34.14] But I can't do that
[01:39.34] Because of the lawsuit
[01:49.29] Oh, the lawsuit
[01:54.95] Fucking lawsuit
[01:59.66] Margaritaville
[02:04.17] Toby Keith's I love this bar and grill
[02:09.42] Circus de Solei
[02:14.21] I shit myself at the Mandalay Bay
[02:20.31] I do what I want, smoke a cigar
[02:23.44] Test drive a fancy car and say "I'll think about it"
[02:30.96] There's so much history in Vegas
[02:33.82] So much magic you can taste it
[02:36.02] I heard a busboy spilled a Sprite on Frank Sinatra
[02:40.03] So Frank Sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street
[02:46.42] Vapin' in Vegas
[02:51.98] Vapin' in Vegas
[02:56.92] See the Blue Man Group with a prostitute, take a picture with a snake
[03:02.24] This is the greatest
[03:04.93] Vapin' in Vegas
[03:07.19] I wish the jury took my side back when I was 65
[03:12.45] When I killed that guy for walking on my plants
[03:17.79] And then I hacked him into pieces
[03:20.05] And I ate his toes like Reese's
[03:22.79] Is it Reesie's or is it Reese's?
[03:25.47] Either way I ate a man
[03:28.28] I only served two years
[03:32.68] Because I escaped
[03:37.10] Woo! I escaped from jail
[03:48.64] I escaped
[03:52.57] C'mon! Hit it!
[03:56.06] Check this shit out!
[03:57.26] Watch this
[04:02.21] What?!
[04:05.35] Hit 'em!
[04:06.92] Skibiddity-beep-bap-beep-biddy-bope-bap-chip-dap-bope!
[04:10.87] That was sick
[04:11.62] Thank you!
[04:12.26] You sounded awesome doing that
[04:12.89] I appreciate that, man, thanks
[04:13.43] You're welcome
[04:14.50] Vapin' in Vegas
[04:18.35] Makin' human bacon in Vegas
[04:23.57] When they catch me imma be so famous
[04:28.41] Until then, I'll be vapin' in Vegas
[04:32.39]