Pit Bulls and Chain Saws

Well, I met a real beauty, down in Baton Rouge
She stole away my heart, with some black voodoo
I followed her home, like a man in a trance
She started getting weird, and went into her dance

A witchy little woman, with some character flaws
She loves, pit bulls and chainsaws
Now, it didn't take long, for me to find that door
She locked it up tight, so I couldn't go far

Her mama cast a spell, and her daddy, threw a curse
My whole day, went from bad to worse
And what came next, was a very last straw
She loves, pit bulls and chainsaws

Well, the dogs are howling, the saws are rippin'
Bats are flyin', cattails whippin'
She's cookin' up a love potion, in the kitchen
I had to leave, but I got to be slippin'

Now, when they found me, I was high in a cypress tree
Her brother sawed it down, while she chanted over me
Under heavy pressure, we were married that night
Now, we live in the swamp, and under the wire

Just look at me now, I'm a havin' a ball
With my, pit bulls and chainsaw
I got 'em cheap, from my brother-in-law
Pit bulls and chainsaw