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Theme From Rocky XIII - aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)

๐Ÿ‘ค "Weird Al" Yankovic โ€ข ๐ŸŽผ In 3-D โ€ข โฑ๏ธ 3:38
๐ŸŽต 1272 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:38 duration
๐Ÿ†” ID: 183541

๐Ÿ“œ Lyrics

Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly, now he's just taking up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

But he's no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli
Back on his feet, now he's chopping up meat
Come inside maybe you'll hear him say

Try the Rye or the kaiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami, and the liver's alright
And they really go well with the rye...
Or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job
He heard it's good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish-kebob
Have a taste they were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can't go wrong with the rye...
Or the kaiser

So today his deli comes first
Steady dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say

It's the rye or the kaiser
It's the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor
If you want substitutions
I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye...
Or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics

[00:45.72] Fat and weak, what a disgrace
[00:50.79] Guess the champ got too lazy
[00:54.13] Ain't gonna fly, now he's just taking up space
[00:58.62] Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
[01:02.67] But he's no bum, he works down the street
[01:07.19] He bought the neighborhood deli
[01:12.10] Back on his feet, now he's chopping up meat
[01:15.61] Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
[01:19.72] Try the Rye or the kaiser
[01:21.82] They're on special tonight
[01:23.80] If you want, you can have an appetizer
[01:27.99] You might like our salami, and the liver's alright
[01:32.16] And they really go well with the rye...
[01:36.86] Or the kaiser
[01:42.04] Never eats while on the job
[01:45.51] He heard it's good to stay hungry
[01:49.57] But he makes a pretty mean shish-kebob
[01:53.81] Have a taste they were made fresh today
[01:58.02] Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
[02:02.04] Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
[02:06.04] Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
[02:10.51] But you just can't go wrong with the rye...
[02:15.15] Or the kaiser
[02:17.36]
[02:23.79] So today his deli comes first
[02:27.83] Steady dreams of his past days of glory
[02:32.66] Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
[02:36.35] All the while you can still hear him say
[02:39.89] It's the rye or the kaiser
[02:42.32] It's the thrill of one bite
[02:44.46] Let me please be your catering advisor
[02:48.57] If you want substitutions
[02:51.05] I won't put up a fight
[02:52.86] You can have your roast beef on the rye...
[02:58.70] Or the kaiser
[03:10.87] The rye or the kaiser
[03:13.98]
[03:19.53] The rye or the kaiser
[03:22.35]
[03:29.30] The rye or the kaiser
[03:32.07]

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