Dickhead Blues

Damn, the dickhead blues
When your time becomes somebody else's refuge
Damn, the dickhead blues
Make a vacation outta you

Damn, the dickhead blues
When you're stuck sinking in someone else's lagoon
Like a spoon drowns in a stew
What kind of meal are they making of you?

Thinking Cupid calls for you
End up gum on someone's shoe
Makes me feel like I don't have a clue

My dilemma is always a dickhead who's drunk on the daily news
Like coyotes in culottes clawin' for coffee in open-toed shoes
I'm no longer amused by losers who find themselves losing me
That's why I choose

I'm not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I'm useful

Damn, the dickhead blues
When you're feeling as broke as a bottle of booze
Damn, the dickhead blues
Like a soda straw strangling you

Thinking Cupid calls for you
End up gum on someone's shoe
Makes me feel like I don't have a clue

If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start

If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start

If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
I'd know where to start (where to start, I'd know where to start)

(If I) if I had a heart, if I had a heart (I)
If I had a heart, if I had a heart (if I had)
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start

(I) if I, if I, ah, if I, yeah
Ah-ah-ah (had a heart, had a heart)
Oh (where to start, where to start)
(Where to start, where to start) you know, if I had

I'm not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I'm useful