Let Me Entertain You

Okay, you wanna get crazy?
Come on, let's do it
Whoo!
It's now, yeah

Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment?
Are you ready for a show?
Gonna rock you, gonna roll you
Get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you, razzmatazz you
With a little bit of style
Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll Cruella de Vil you
To thrill you, I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you pièce de résistance
And a tour de force

We found the right location
Got a lot of pretty lights
Sound and amplification, listen

If you need a fix, if you want a high
Stickells 'll see to that
With Elektra and EMI
To show you where it's at

Let me entertain you (hey, yeah)
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
(Ah, let me entertain you, alright)

Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock à la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action
But nothing but the best
The S and M attraction
We got a pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans
We got you on the line
If you dig the New York scene
Son of a bitch of a time

Let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you tonight
I said, "Baby, entertain you, yeah"