(Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A) Mercedes Benz

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends

I worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A color tv?
Dialing For Dollars
Is trying to find me

I wait for delivery
Each day until three
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A color tv?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord
Please don't let me down

Show me you love me
And buy the next round
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A night on the town?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends

I worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?