St. Patrick's Gay Parade

I got to peek where the sun does not shine
She forgot to close the curtains, how kind
I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses
I was a normal guy, but...
I just want to glance at her nipples
They are getting bigger, bigger, and bigger
Wow, her nipples have tripled in size
I was a normal guy,
But now I am turning into a peeping tom