Plutonium

The birth of a planet
It's not always pretty
Things can go bad
When the sun starts to morph

So it was with the planet Pluto
Turned out it was only a dwarf

Queue the music of Carl Orff

Now I'm wondering about the element plutonium
Seems to me it's status is a mess
Since it's namesake has been, shall we say, downsized
Will it's electrons suddenly be less?

Queue the music of Yes

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And what about those bombs
We've made from plutonium
Shouldn't they now be dwarfs as well
I don't want to be the cause of some pandemonium
But they're being supersized is a hayride to hell

What I would love to happen
On some hot July night
We all go out to the park
And what do we see
The low-plutonium fire works
Oh, they'd make quite a sight
While the band plays loudly off key

Queue the music of Tchaikovsky

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