Ready Player Two (feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)

He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox
He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But it's not easy being loved the most

No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green
(Mama-mia, I'd kill myself!)
And SEGA's blue, like all coolest things (Ha-ha, like me!)
Who else would make a barrel swing?
Who else would date the Koopa queen?
The burden falls on heroes of the screen (Wahoo!)

Fuck it

Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player two!
Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player two!

It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
'Cause I'm a second choice
I'm just a second choice

So-called protagonist
You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees
I'm pressing start now

When his baby in trouble, I'm running
I'm playing his humble taller double
When its 'bout my boo, he's ghosting
And watching me stumble

You be hatin' my struggle
'Cause I'mma snatch the air bubble
I'm just try'na live
Try'na set me free from your lil' brotha!

The movie sold me short
Was in it less than Toad
I'm betting my spaghetti
You're getting stomped on

We're never at the front
A spinoff afterthought
This time we're catching up
To tear your fuckin' needles off

I'm tired of being bother
A player two equals zero
It's always Mario Brothers
And Sonic Heroes

Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits
Now we smash buttons!

We're not your clockwork toys
Wound up with just your voice
Always a second choice
We're not a second choice

So-called protagonist
You mold our agonies
We get up off our knees
Just wait a second

It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
We're not a second choice
We're not a second choice

So-called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We're getting off our knees
We're smashing start now

Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player two!
Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player two!

Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player two!
Ready, player two!
Ready, ready, player, player