Machine Gun Wizard
๐ต 1698 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:18 duration
๐ ID: 18541555
๐ Lyrics
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
So low on mana, not a potion in sight, blast!
Hear a big sonic blast from the past
I stomp through the desert with balls of crystal
Need auto-fire, I don't fuck with pistols
Call upon the elements just for the hell of it
Speak incantations and shout spell rhetoric
Machine Gun Wizard, take no shit
When a staff can't cut it, you gotta empty a clip, bitch
Machine Gun Wizard!
Finger the trigger where lightning strikes best
Rescue fair maidens from the darkness of the abyss
Gotta drop in, scorch your city
Gandalf ain't got shit on me
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call, oh!
If I could just recharge... yeah!
If I could just play smart... yeah!
Not a medieval retard... no!
I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
I pulled myself a harpy out the air
Had gauntlets for those talons
They almost clipped my beard
If I could just recharge... ugh!
If I could just play smart... agh!
Not a medieval retard... no!
I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
So low on mana, not a potion in sight, blast!
Hear a big sonic blast from the past
I stomp through the desert with balls of crystal
Need auto-fire, I don't fuck with pistols
Call upon the elements just for the hell of it
Speak incantations and shout spell rhetoric
Machine Gun Wizard, take no shit
When a staff can't cut it, you gotta empty a clip, bitch
Machine Gun Wizard!
Finger the trigger where lightning strikes best
Rescue fair maidens from the darkness of the abyss
Gotta drop in, scorch your city
Gandalf ain't got shit on me
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call, oh!
If I could just recharge... yeah!
If I could just play smart... yeah!
Not a medieval retard... no!
I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
I pulled myself a harpy out the air
Had gauntlets for those talons
They almost clipped my beard
If I could just recharge... ugh!
If I could just play smart... agh!
Not a medieval retard... no!
I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
Try and dodge my magic missile
Fingertips murderous, heed the call
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.86] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[00:03.64] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[00:06.39] Try and dodge my magic missile
[00:09.34] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[00:12.43] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[00:15.55] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[00:18.20] Try and dodge my magic missile
[00:21.29] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[00:23.97] So low on mana, not a potion in sight, blast!
[00:27.23] Hear a big sonic blast from the past
[00:29.83] I stomp through the desert with balls of crystal
[00:32.72] Need auto-fire, I don't fuck with pistols
[00:35.82] Call upon the elements just for the hell of it
[00:38.80] Speak incantations and shout spell rhetoric
[00:41.92] Machine Gun Wizard, take no shit
[00:44.63] When a staff can't cut it, you gotta empty a clip, bitch
[00:48.48] Machine Gun Wizard!
[00:59.95] Finger the trigger where lightning strikes best
[01:02.82] Rescue fair maidens from the darkness of the abyss
[01:06.02] Gotta drop in, scorch your city
[01:09.09] Gandalf ain't got shit on me
[01:11.90] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[01:14.81] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[01:17.63] Try and dodge my magic missile
[01:20.77] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[01:23.67] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[01:26.99] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[01:29.52] Try and dodge my magic missile
[01:32.68] Fingertips murderous, heed the call, oh!
[01:40.29] If I could just recharge... yeah!
[01:46.36] If I could just play smart... yeah!
[01:52.14] Not a medieval retard... no!
[01:57.23] I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
[01:59.65] I pulled myself a harpy out the air
[02:05.58] Had gauntlets for those talons
[02:08.45] They almost clipped my beard
[02:30.70] If I could just recharge... ugh!
[02:37.08] If I could just play smart... agh!
[02:43.03] Not a medieval retard... no!
[02:48.07] I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
[02:50.71] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[02:53.47] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[02:56.09] Try and dodge my magic missile
[02:59.21] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[03:02.27] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[03:05.10] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[03:08.06] Try and dodge my magic missile
[03:11.15] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[03:14.55]
[00:03.64] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[00:06.39] Try and dodge my magic missile
[00:09.34] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[00:12.43] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[00:15.55] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[00:18.20] Try and dodge my magic missile
[00:21.29] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[00:23.97] So low on mana, not a potion in sight, blast!
[00:27.23] Hear a big sonic blast from the past
[00:29.83] I stomp through the desert with balls of crystal
[00:32.72] Need auto-fire, I don't fuck with pistols
[00:35.82] Call upon the elements just for the hell of it
[00:38.80] Speak incantations and shout spell rhetoric
[00:41.92] Machine Gun Wizard, take no shit
[00:44.63] When a staff can't cut it, you gotta empty a clip, bitch
[00:48.48] Machine Gun Wizard!
[00:59.95] Finger the trigger where lightning strikes best
[01:02.82] Rescue fair maidens from the darkness of the abyss
[01:06.02] Gotta drop in, scorch your city
[01:09.09] Gandalf ain't got shit on me
[01:11.90] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[01:14.81] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[01:17.63] Try and dodge my magic missile
[01:20.77] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[01:23.67] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[01:26.99] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[01:29.52] Try and dodge my magic missile
[01:32.68] Fingertips murderous, heed the call, oh!
[01:40.29] If I could just recharge... yeah!
[01:46.36] If I could just play smart... yeah!
[01:52.14] Not a medieval retard... no!
[01:57.23] I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
[01:59.65] I pulled myself a harpy out the air
[02:05.58] Had gauntlets for those talons
[02:08.45] They almost clipped my beard
[02:30.70] If I could just recharge... ugh!
[02:37.08] If I could just play smart... agh!
[02:43.03] Not a medieval retard... no!
[02:48.07] I'm a Machine Gun Wizard
[02:50.71] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[02:53.47] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[02:56.09] Try and dodge my magic missile
[02:59.21] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[03:02.27] I'll be the Machine Gun Wizard
[03:05.10] Enchanted barrel makes skin dissolve
[03:08.06] Try and dodge my magic missile
[03:11.15] Fingertips murderous, heed the call
[03:14.55]