My God Rides A Skateboard

[00:29.94] Well I was ridin' my board
[00:31.72] Just the other day
[00:32.68] It slipped out from under me
[00:33.51] And went away
[00:34.45] Went under a car and now it's broke
[00:35.39] Can't skate no more
[00:36.23] I ain't got no hope
[00:37.19] I went inside and turned on the TV
[00:39.05] Jerry Falwell was lookin' at me
[00:40.86] He said you want to go to heaven
[00:42.61] There's just one thing
[00:43.58] You gotta help me pay for this damned ring
[00:44.47] I was just gonna send him a check I signed
[00:46.29] When the only thing that saved me
[00:48.01] Was a friend of mine
[00:48.90] He said don't give money to things you hate
[00:50.72] Here's another board
[00:51.69] Come on, let's skate
[00:57.96] Pray for salvation and what do you get?
[00:59.72] A preacher with a limo
[01:00.73] And a mouth full of shit
[01:02.55] I'm through with their promises
[01:03.40] I'm through with lies
[01:04.31] I'll see them in hell
[01:05.24] When those fuckers die
[01:07.00] My god rides a skateboard
[01:09.74] My god rides a skateboard
[01:12.42] My god rides a skateboard
[01:14.27] My god rides a skateboard
[01:17.81] That's a fact
[01:20.53] Religion is fine
[01:22.32] If that's what you need
[01:23.23] But don't be victim
[01:24.21] Of some dickhead's greed
[01:25.14] I don't care how Jim Bakker feels
[01:27.88] His shit don't bother me
[01:28.70] My god's on wheels
[01:30.58] My god rides a skateboard
[01:33.28] My god rides a skateboard
[01:35.95] My god rides a skateboard
[01:37.74] My god rides a skateboard
[01:40.49] Oh yeah man
[01:44.14] So pray for salvation
[01:45.91] And what do you get?
[01:46.89] A preacher with a limo
[01:47.75] Who don't give a shit
[01:49.52] I think they're lying
[01:50.42] I think they don't care
[01:51.34] You can't go to heaven
[01:52.28] If the checkbook's not there
[01:54.04] My god rides a skateboard
[01:56.78] My god rides a skateboard
[01:57.64] My god rides a skateboard
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