The Diet Song
๐ต 1643 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:36 duration
๐ ID: 18647007
๐ Lyrics
Everybody's goin' a diet
I know a guy who's tried them all
His name is Jason Hyatt
He used to shop at Big and Tall
But now he's givin' up meat, givin' up sweets
And he's buying a paladi mat
And all he ever talks about are calories and carbs
I liked him better when he was fat
Ooh
I offered him a milkshake
He said "No thanks I've got my rice cakes"
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
Your mother called you "husky"
But you were just overweight
Your hero was Chris Farley
Now it's Jared from Subway
And you'll never say no to a night of tai-go
And you're never lookin' back
Your self-esteems high, your cholesterol is low
But you were funny when you were fat
Ooh
I heard you bought a Bowflex
And you've been hangin' out in spandex
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
So what
You got a little junk in your trunk
You've got love handles but you hate them so much
Why do you hate them so much
You go to South Beach and Atkins
You even tried Special King Challenge
SlimFast and Subway
You're almost to your goal weight
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
I know a guy who's tried them all
His name is Jason Hyatt
He used to shop at Big and Tall
But now he's givin' up meat, givin' up sweets
And he's buying a paladi mat
And all he ever talks about are calories and carbs
I liked him better when he was fat
Ooh
I offered him a milkshake
He said "No thanks I've got my rice cakes"
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
Your mother called you "husky"
But you were just overweight
Your hero was Chris Farley
Now it's Jared from Subway
And you'll never say no to a night of tai-go
And you're never lookin' back
Your self-esteems high, your cholesterol is low
But you were funny when you were fat
Ooh
I heard you bought a Bowflex
And you've been hangin' out in spandex
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
So what
You got a little junk in your trunk
You've got love handles but you hate them so much
Why do you hate them so much
You go to South Beach and Atkins
You even tried Special King Challenge
SlimFast and Subway
You're almost to your goal weight
I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.60] Everybody's goin' a diet
[00:09.37] I know a guy who's tried them all
[00:11.37] His name is Jason Hyatt
[00:13.15] He used to shop at Big and Tall
[00:15.11] But now he's givin' up meat, givin' up sweets
[00:16.97] And he's buying a paladi mat
[00:19.07] And all he ever talks about are calories and carbs
[00:20.73] I liked him better when he was fat
[00:22.45] Ooh
[00:23.72] I offered him a milkshake
[00:26.98] He said "No thanks I've got my rice cakes"
[00:30.90] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[00:34.70] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[00:38.40] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[00:41.81] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[00:53.29] Your mother called you "husky"
[00:55.18] But you were just overweight
[00:57.06] Your hero was Chris Farley
[00:58.80] Now it's Jared from Subway
[01:00.70] And you'll never say no to a night of tai-go
[01:02.71] And you're never lookin' back
[01:04.72] Your self-esteems high, your cholesterol is low
[01:06.46] But you were funny when you were fat
[01:08.11] Ooh
[01:09.33] I heard you bought a Bowflex
[01:12.58] And you've been hangin' out in spandex
[01:16.52] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[01:20.40] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[01:24.12] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[01:27.62] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[01:31.95] So what
[01:33.25] You got a little junk in your trunk
[01:35.28] You've got love handles but you hate them so much
[01:38.33] Why do you hate them so much
[01:40.82] You go to South Beach and Atkins
[01:42.90] You even tried Special King Challenge
[01:44.63] SlimFast and Subway
[01:46.60] You're almost to your goal weight
[02:05.20] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[02:08.74] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[02:12.74] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[02:16.22] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[02:21.82]
[00:09.37] I know a guy who's tried them all
[00:11.37] His name is Jason Hyatt
[00:13.15] He used to shop at Big and Tall
[00:15.11] But now he's givin' up meat, givin' up sweets
[00:16.97] And he's buying a paladi mat
[00:19.07] And all he ever talks about are calories and carbs
[00:20.73] I liked him better when he was fat
[00:22.45] Ooh
[00:23.72] I offered him a milkshake
[00:26.98] He said "No thanks I've got my rice cakes"
[00:30.90] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[00:34.70] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[00:38.40] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[00:41.81] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[00:53.29] Your mother called you "husky"
[00:55.18] But you were just overweight
[00:57.06] Your hero was Chris Farley
[00:58.80] Now it's Jared from Subway
[01:00.70] And you'll never say no to a night of tai-go
[01:02.71] And you're never lookin' back
[01:04.72] Your self-esteems high, your cholesterol is low
[01:06.46] But you were funny when you were fat
[01:08.11] Ooh
[01:09.33] I heard you bought a Bowflex
[01:12.58] And you've been hangin' out in spandex
[01:16.52] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[01:20.40] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[01:24.12] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[01:27.62] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[01:31.95] So what
[01:33.25] You got a little junk in your trunk
[01:35.28] You've got love handles but you hate them so much
[01:38.33] Why do you hate them so much
[01:40.82] You go to South Beach and Atkins
[01:42.90] You even tried Special King Challenge
[01:44.63] SlimFast and Subway
[01:46.60] You're almost to your goal weight
[02:05.20] I liked you more when you were fat and didn't care
[02:08.74] I liked you more when food was somethin' that you wouldn't share
[02:12.74] Now that you're skinny, things will never be the same
[02:16.22] Your cartwheels are not funny, and your cannonballs are lame
[02:21.82]