Shredding the Document

[00:16.56] Oh what have you done with your life
[00:21.56] Oh please don't tell me
[00:25.42] Just shut up and go to work
[00:30.49] Cause you're interrupting me
[00:34.33] I won't represent the U.S.
[00:38.26] In the summer olympics
[00:43.24] My character's questionable
[00:48.28] My life is a broken record
[00:51.23] CHORUS:
[00:52.12] I'm shredding the document
[00:56.14] I'm keeping my mouth shut
[01:00.00] I'm running on radio silence
[01:04.98] I'm letting the record speak
[01:08.87] I'm shredding the document
[01:12.82] The switchboard is lighting up
[01:16.83] I'm not taking anymore calls
[01:21.72] Well maybe from larry King
[01:25.71] And I don't know who killed who
[01:29.79] I'm having a sex change
[01:33.61] To a woman who loves too much
[01:38.63] My sister's a petty thief
[01:42.67] I doctored the evidence
[01:46.65] Yeah it was a cover up
[01:50.62] I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
[01:55.52] And never get out of bed
[01:59.58] REPEAT CHORUS
[03:02.89] All rumor and innuendo
[03:06.80] An Eagles reunion
[03:11.83] The 20th century's closing
[03:16.66] It's closing in on me
[03:20.66] You know what my father said
[03:23.69] Well I'm not going to tell you
[03:28.52] Some words that I try to live by
[03:32.58] It's none of your goddamn business
[03:35.58] REPEAT CHORUS
[03:36.56] I'm shredding the document
[03:41.53] The switchboard is lighting up
[03:44.63] I'm not taking anymore calls
[03:49.54] Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey
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