It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime

[00:00.17]Fuck yeah, it's time
[00:03.26]To take a shit on the company's dime
[00:06.59]I don't even have to shit sometimes
[00:09.55]I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by
[00:12.79]Gettin' paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
[00:15.68]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:18.95]Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[00:21.84]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[00:25.34]I knew my boss would spy on me
[00:27.95]So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
[00:31.13]He tried to run really fast into the stall
[00:34.45]But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
[00:37.36]I said, “holy shit! He might be dead!”
[00:40.64]As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hangin' out
[00:45.34]He screamed, “you're fuckin' toast!”
[00:47.44]I called the police and told them
[00:49.20]That my boss was trying to install a glory hole
[00:52.35]While I was tryin'a take a dump
[00:55.33]So I pissed on him in self-defense
[00:58.35]and my boss got arrested
[01:01.06]Cool!
[01:02.45]Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:05.34]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:08.61]Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:11.50]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:15.15]
[01:20.74]Fuck yeah, it's time
[01:23.90]To take a shit on the company's dime
[01:27.23]I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:30.14]I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by, hey hey!
[01:33.26]It's time to take a shit on the company's dime
[01:36.81]I don't even have to shit sometimes
[01:39.36]I'm just hanging dong
[01:41.61]As the time flies by
[01:45.67]Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[01:48.60]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:51.81]Gettin' paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
[01:54.74]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[01:58.18](Paid) To shit!
[02:00.92]And as the time flies by!
[02:04.15]Gettin' paid to shit, gettin' paid to wipe
[02:07.10]The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life
[02:10.59]Cool!
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