Nice Bird

I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I understand that a bird in my hand
Is worth two in the bush
Understand that the bird is the word that I use
To describe you

I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
This world divides into people who think
There are two kinds of folks and those who don't
Trey's got the feathers and a 12-gauge shotgun
Volkswagens from the Reich!

I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
There's a stretch of road out past The Gap
Where they're taking some snaps, stick to the music champ
The words are important
The words are important!

I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
I've got a nice bird
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