Welcome To Holiday Inn

Here's a hello from your friendly receptionist Welcome to Holiday Inn
Do you need a broad or a good psychoanalyst?
Maybe a tonic and gin?
There's no Gideon Bible next to the bed
Could you read the Yellow Pages instead?
Here is a kiss from your friendly receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn
Is the mattress to your liking?
Is the blanket nice and warm?
You can find the soap and towels in the john
If you're restless Mr. Ryan and you need a helping hand
For a quarter turn the Magic Fingers on
All through the night, there's a friendly receptionist
Eager and ready to please
If you're in need of some extra activity
There are no charges or fees
Don't be embarrassed and don't be afraid
We're used to giving out traveler's aid
So, here is a hug from your horny receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn
If you want a cup of coffee, if you want a piece of Danish
I'll be ready, I'll be waiting in the hall
And regardless of the hour, should you need a wake-up call
Call! Call! Call!
We got people going in and out
You know what I mean?
But you're the greatest looking transient I've ever seen
So here's a hello from your sexy receptionist
One big hello from your red-hot receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn
(Mwah!)