Rhubarb Pie (Hot Commodity)

A girl and guy named Slick and Sly
Were sittin' in the kitchen making rhubarb pie
It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity
The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity
A hot commodity, a hot commodity, a hot commodity

When along came a spy with a patch on one eye
He was sneakin' and a-peekin' at the rhubarb pie
It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity
The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie
And we don't know why it was a hot commodity
Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie
And we don't know why it was a hot commodity

So the spy said, "Hi there, Slick and Sly.
You know I want that rhubarb pie.
It looks so delish baking in that dish."
And he gave 'em a wink with his one good eye.
You could eat it from the top of a building
You could eat it when you're underground
You could eat all the crust and the filling
Right side up or upside down, that rhubarb pie
It's a hot commodity!

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie
And we don't know why it was a hot commodity
Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie
And we don't know why it was a hot commodity

Slick and Sly - a hot commodity!
Rhubarb pie - a hot commodity!
Don't know why - a hot commodity!
Hot commodity!

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie
And we don't know why it was a hot commodity!