Where The Fuck Are They?
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⏱️ 2:42 duration
🆔 ID: 18845416
📜 Lyrics
(Ah-ah)
My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob
But you should've known it from the sound of his job
He was a corporate bank investment ho', ho', hoe
I don't know why you can't find Mr. Right
It's 'cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like
And now you've gone through every boy I know
Brad is so good-looking
But he'll never clean or do the cooking
Jimmy is so smart
But he's got a Power Mac for a heart
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
They're off sucking cock, and they're making me yawn
Yeah, everyone's a media cliché
You know you girls have got it made
But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid
And I can't go out without my pepper spray
Mohammed is artistic
But he's rather narcissistic
Jonathan is funny
But the poor boy don't got any money
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
Christopher is dreamy
But he acts like a weenie
Jared is so hot
But he likes misogynistic hip-hop
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
They're in LA
They're in New York
In San Francisco Bay
They listen to Björk
They've got things to say
I'll turn into a stork (ah-ah)
You'll fly away (ah-ah)
I'll fly away (ah-ah)
Fly away (ah)
My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob
But you should've known it from the sound of his job
He was a corporate bank investment ho', ho', hoe
I don't know why you can't find Mr. Right
It's 'cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like
And now you've gone through every boy I know
Brad is so good-looking
But he'll never clean or do the cooking
Jimmy is so smart
But he's got a Power Mac for a heart
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
They're off sucking cock, and they're making me yawn
Yeah, everyone's a media cliché
You know you girls have got it made
But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid
And I can't go out without my pepper spray
Mohammed is artistic
But he's rather narcissistic
Jonathan is funny
But the poor boy don't got any money
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
Christopher is dreamy
But he acts like a weenie
Jared is so hot
But he likes misogynistic hip-hop
The great boys all are gay
But where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are they?
Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
They're in LA
They're in New York
In San Francisco Bay
They listen to Björk
They've got things to say
I'll turn into a stork (ah-ah)
You'll fly away (ah-ah)
I'll fly away (ah-ah)
Fly away (ah)
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.26] (Ah-ah)
[00:11.88] My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob
[00:14.36] But you should've known it from the sound of his job
[00:16.79] He was a corporate bank investment ho', ho', hoe
[00:21.47] I don't know why you can't find Mr. Right
[00:23.55] It's 'cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like
[00:26.18] And now you've gone through every boy I know
[00:31.14] Brad is so good-looking
[00:33.42] But he'll never clean or do the cooking
[00:35.92] Jimmy is so smart
[00:38.08] But he's got a Power Mac for a heart
[00:40.47] The great boys all are gay
[00:42.84] But where the fuck are they?
[00:45.46] Where the fuck are they?
[00:47.85] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[00:52.64] Where have all the cowboys gone?
[00:54.70] They're off sucking cock, and they're making me yawn
[00:56.96] Yeah, everyone's a media cliché
[01:02.01] You know you girls have got it made
[01:04.17] But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid
[01:06.73] And I can't go out without my pepper spray
[01:11.48] Mohammed is artistic
[01:13.91] But he's rather narcissistic
[01:16.64] Jonathan is funny
[01:18.72] But the poor boy don't got any money
[01:21.11] The great boys all are gay
[01:23.66] But where the fuck are they?
[01:26.06] Where the fuck are they?
[01:28.75] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[01:33.31] Christopher is dreamy
[01:35.47] But he acts like a weenie
[01:37.92] Jared is so hot
[01:40.09] But he likes misogynistic hip-hop
[01:42.73] The great boys all are gay
[01:44.92] But where the fuck are they?
[01:47.67] Where the fuck are they?
[01:50.09] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[01:54.20] They're in LA
[01:57.91] They're in New York
[02:02.02] In San Francisco Bay
[02:07.02] They listen to Björk
[02:11.20] They've got things to say
[02:15.89] I'll turn into a stork (ah-ah)
[02:20.47] You'll fly away (ah-ah)
[02:25.37] I'll fly away (ah-ah)
[02:30.34] Fly away (ah)
[02:37.71]
[00:11.88] My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob
[00:14.36] But you should've known it from the sound of his job
[00:16.79] He was a corporate bank investment ho', ho', hoe
[00:21.47] I don't know why you can't find Mr. Right
[00:23.55] It's 'cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like
[00:26.18] And now you've gone through every boy I know
[00:31.14] Brad is so good-looking
[00:33.42] But he'll never clean or do the cooking
[00:35.92] Jimmy is so smart
[00:38.08] But he's got a Power Mac for a heart
[00:40.47] The great boys all are gay
[00:42.84] But where the fuck are they?
[00:45.46] Where the fuck are they?
[00:47.85] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[00:52.64] Where have all the cowboys gone?
[00:54.70] They're off sucking cock, and they're making me yawn
[00:56.96] Yeah, everyone's a media cliché
[01:02.01] You know you girls have got it made
[01:04.17] But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid
[01:06.73] And I can't go out without my pepper spray
[01:11.48] Mohammed is artistic
[01:13.91] But he's rather narcissistic
[01:16.64] Jonathan is funny
[01:18.72] But the poor boy don't got any money
[01:21.11] The great boys all are gay
[01:23.66] But where the fuck are they?
[01:26.06] Where the fuck are they?
[01:28.75] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[01:33.31] Christopher is dreamy
[01:35.47] But he acts like a weenie
[01:37.92] Jared is so hot
[01:40.09] But he likes misogynistic hip-hop
[01:42.73] The great boys all are gay
[01:44.92] But where the fuck are they?
[01:47.67] Where the fuck are they?
[01:50.09] Where the fuck are the-e-e-ey?
[01:54.20] They're in LA
[01:57.91] They're in New York
[02:02.02] In San Francisco Bay
[02:07.02] They listen to Björk
[02:11.20] They've got things to say
[02:15.89] I'll turn into a stork (ah-ah)
[02:20.47] You'll fly away (ah-ah)
[02:25.37] I'll fly away (ah-ah)
[02:30.34] Fly away (ah)
[02:37.71]