Birdman Kicked My Ass

[00:03.58] Birdman caught me on his property
[00:05.34] He saw me trespassing his real estate
[00:08.08] He reached into his pocket for a pistol
[00:10.72] He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind
[00:13.45] Birdman kicked my ass
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[00:26.05] Birdman beat me to a pulp
[00:27.83] He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
[00:30.58] He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off is real estate
[00:34.14] He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road
[00:37.79] Birdman kicked my ass
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[00:45.88] Birdman kicked my ass
[01:01.45] At 10: 00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
[01:28.53] I jumped over his fence after dark
[01:30.33] I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
[01:33.98] Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
[01:37.55] Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson
[01:41.15] Birdman kicked my ass
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