Dorkfish
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๐ Lyrics
See, I think we just try to figure out too much about animals
We should just leave them alone
I'll give you a great example
In the California desert, they found bones of a prehistoric porpoise
And they're saying it's interesting 'cause this porpoise's upper jaw
Sticks out a lot further than his lower jaw
So I figure he's got to look like
And they're already trying to figure out if this upper jaw was used for, like mating or catching fish
I'm thinking, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish?
You know, like a dork fish
He's like, "Oh, this ain't the ocean
Whoo, I better find me some water"
'Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dork fish?
'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man, what kind of fish is that?"
You'd be like, "Oh, nothing!"
'Cause you know that fish will stick his head out of that bucket
"I'm a dork fish
He caught me on a corn dog
I was swimming underneath the ocean and I said
'What's a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?'
But you know me, boy
I love them damn corn dog, boy, whoo
I saw that bad boy, I bit it, boom, I was in the boat
That's the last thing I know"
It'd be pretty cool if they sold them in pet stores
Because you know, they say pets always look like their owners
It's like you go over to your friend's house, "Hey, Buford!
What kind of fish is this?"
"Dork fish, I'm just fixing to feed him"
"What do you feed a dork fish?"
"Corn dog
Boy, they just gobble them up
But you gotta take that stick out, or they'll eat that stick"
We should just leave them alone
I'll give you a great example
In the California desert, they found bones of a prehistoric porpoise
And they're saying it's interesting 'cause this porpoise's upper jaw
Sticks out a lot further than his lower jaw
So I figure he's got to look like
And they're already trying to figure out if this upper jaw was used for, like mating or catching fish
I'm thinking, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish?
You know, like a dork fish
He's like, "Oh, this ain't the ocean
Whoo, I better find me some water"
'Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dork fish?
'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man, what kind of fish is that?"
You'd be like, "Oh, nothing!"
'Cause you know that fish will stick his head out of that bucket
"I'm a dork fish
He caught me on a corn dog
I was swimming underneath the ocean and I said
'What's a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?'
But you know me, boy
I love them damn corn dog, boy, whoo
I saw that bad boy, I bit it, boom, I was in the boat
That's the last thing I know"
It'd be pretty cool if they sold them in pet stores
Because you know, they say pets always look like their owners
It's like you go over to your friend's house, "Hey, Buford!
What kind of fish is this?"
"Dork fish, I'm just fixing to feed him"
"What do you feed a dork fish?"
"Corn dog
Boy, they just gobble them up
But you gotta take that stick out, or they'll eat that stick"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.64] See, I think we just try to figure out too much about animals
[00:04.20] We should just leave them alone
[00:05.14] I'll give you a great example
[00:06.32] In the California desert, they found bones of a prehistoric porpoise
[00:09.97] And they're saying it's interesting 'cause this porpoise's upper jaw
[00:12.41] Sticks out a lot further than his lower jaw
[00:14.73] So I figure he's got to look like
[00:19.72] And they're already trying to figure out if this upper jaw was used for, like mating or catching fish
[00:23.93] I'm thinking, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish?
[00:27.31] You know, like a dork fish
[00:29.64] He's like, "Oh, this ain't the ocean
[00:35.08] Whoo, I better find me some water"
[00:42.30] 'Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dork fish?
[00:46.48] 'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man, what kind of fish is that?"
[00:52.28] You'd be like, "Oh, nothing!"
[00:57.05] 'Cause you know that fish will stick his head out of that bucket
[00:59.14] "I'm a dork fish
[01:01.99] He caught me on a corn dog
[01:05.64] I was swimming underneath the ocean and I said
[01:08.22] 'What's a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?'
[01:11.29] But you know me, boy
[01:12.15] I love them damn corn dog, boy, whoo
[01:15.12] I saw that bad boy, I bit it, boom, I was in the boat
[01:17.22] That's the last thing I know"
[01:20.44] It'd be pretty cool if they sold them in pet stores
[01:22.68] Because you know, they say pets always look like their owners
[01:26.24] It's like you go over to your friend's house, "Hey, Buford!
[01:31.68] What kind of fish is this?"
[01:34.04] "Dork fish, I'm just fixing to feed him"
[01:39.44] "What do you feed a dork fish?"
[01:41.69] "Corn dog
[01:43.89] Boy, they just gobble them up
[01:46.25] But you gotta take that stick out, or they'll eat that stick"
[01:48.64]
[00:04.20] We should just leave them alone
[00:05.14] I'll give you a great example
[00:06.32] In the California desert, they found bones of a prehistoric porpoise
[00:09.97] And they're saying it's interesting 'cause this porpoise's upper jaw
[00:12.41] Sticks out a lot further than his lower jaw
[00:14.73] So I figure he's got to look like
[00:19.72] And they're already trying to figure out if this upper jaw was used for, like mating or catching fish
[00:23.93] I'm thinking, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish?
[00:27.31] You know, like a dork fish
[00:29.64] He's like, "Oh, this ain't the ocean
[00:35.08] Whoo, I better find me some water"
[00:42.30] 'Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dork fish?
[00:46.48] 'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man, what kind of fish is that?"
[00:52.28] You'd be like, "Oh, nothing!"
[00:57.05] 'Cause you know that fish will stick his head out of that bucket
[00:59.14] "I'm a dork fish
[01:01.99] He caught me on a corn dog
[01:05.64] I was swimming underneath the ocean and I said
[01:08.22] 'What's a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?'
[01:11.29] But you know me, boy
[01:12.15] I love them damn corn dog, boy, whoo
[01:15.12] I saw that bad boy, I bit it, boom, I was in the boat
[01:17.22] That's the last thing I know"
[01:20.44] It'd be pretty cool if they sold them in pet stores
[01:22.68] Because you know, they say pets always look like their owners
[01:26.24] It's like you go over to your friend's house, "Hey, Buford!
[01:31.68] What kind of fish is this?"
[01:34.04] "Dork fish, I'm just fixing to feed him"
[01:39.44] "What do you feed a dork fish?"
[01:41.69] "Corn dog
[01:43.89] Boy, they just gobble them up
[01:46.25] But you gotta take that stick out, or they'll eat that stick"
[01:48.64]