Secret Asian Man
๐ต 793 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:00 duration
๐ ID: 19124393
๐ Lyrics
There's a man who lives a life of danger
He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger
Los Alamos beware
It's not the Russian bear
Odds are he was sent from Mainland China
Now they have technologies to start with
Things that we would never dare to part with
He grabbed our warhead tricks
With secret spy chopsticks
Then he sent them back to Mainland China
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao
Unless every American does his part
They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts
And it won't be very long
'Till the pirate version of this song
Tops the radio charts in Mainland China
Sung by
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman
Mao
He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger
Los Alamos beware
It's not the Russian bear
Odds are he was sent from Mainland China
Now they have technologies to start with
Things that we would never dare to part with
He grabbed our warhead tricks
With secret spy chopsticks
Then he sent them back to Mainland China
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao
Unless every American does his part
They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts
And it won't be very long
'Till the pirate version of this song
Tops the radio charts in Mainland China
Sung by
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman Mao
A Chinese Austin Powers
On a mission from Chairman
Mao
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.05] There's a man who lives a life of danger
[00:13.62] He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger
[00:18.27] Los Alamos beware
[00:20.91] It's not the Russian bear
[00:23.73] Odds are he was sent from Mainland China
[00:28.22] Now they have technologies to start with
[00:31.93] Things that we would never dare to part with
[00:37.41] He grabbed our warhead tricks
[00:40.14] With secret spy chopsticks
[00:42.08] Then he sent them back to Mainland China
[00:46.50] Secret Asian Man
[00:49.38] Secret Asian Man
[00:52.08] A Chinese Austin Powers
[00:53.85] On a mission from Chairman Mao
[01:21.94] Unless every American does his part
[01:25.59] They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts
[01:30.04] And it won't be very long
[01:32.81] 'Till the pirate version of this song
[01:35.59] Tops the radio charts in Mainland China
[01:39.25] Sung by
[01:40.12] Secret Asian Man
[01:41.92] Secret Asian Man
[01:44.64] A Chinese Austin Powers
[01:46.48] On a mission from Chairman Mao
[01:49.24] A Chinese Austin Powers
[01:51.08] On a mission from Chairman
[01:53.74] Mao
[01:58.34]
[00:13.62] He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger
[00:18.27] Los Alamos beware
[00:20.91] It's not the Russian bear
[00:23.73] Odds are he was sent from Mainland China
[00:28.22] Now they have technologies to start with
[00:31.93] Things that we would never dare to part with
[00:37.41] He grabbed our warhead tricks
[00:40.14] With secret spy chopsticks
[00:42.08] Then he sent them back to Mainland China
[00:46.50] Secret Asian Man
[00:49.38] Secret Asian Man
[00:52.08] A Chinese Austin Powers
[00:53.85] On a mission from Chairman Mao
[01:21.94] Unless every American does his part
[01:25.59] They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts
[01:30.04] And it won't be very long
[01:32.81] 'Till the pirate version of this song
[01:35.59] Tops the radio charts in Mainland China
[01:39.25] Sung by
[01:40.12] Secret Asian Man
[01:41.92] Secret Asian Man
[01:44.64] A Chinese Austin Powers
[01:46.48] On a mission from Chairman Mao
[01:49.24] A Chinese Austin Powers
[01:51.08] On a mission from Chairman
[01:53.74] Mao
[01:58.34]