Maude Frickert Explains Birds and Bees
๐ต 2010 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:08 duration
๐ ID: 19207641
๐ Lyrics
A mother telling her daughter about sex
Birds and the bees
Okay children
Children, stop eating, I know it's the middle of dinner
But I want to tell you about the birds and the bees
Gee, mom, I got studying to do
I do, too, I'm gotta to go upstairs and poo-poo
We don't say poo-poo
We say no-no
Poo-poo's a bad word
Your cousin always used that word, I don't like it
I want to talk about the birds and the bees
Now, you know your dad's working tonight
I wish he was here, because I need him desperately
It takes two
Mother bird and the father bird
How do birds do it?
Very fast
And high in the air
Idiot!
Sometimes in trees, my darling
Mom, I want to go to study
Feed my fish and go to bed
Here, sit down, 'cause you're getting to that dangerous age
When you'll be playing around ha ha ha ha
Now, let's get back to the bees
I blew it on the birds
There's a father bee and a mother bee
And they meet and sting
And then there are little bees
And honey
And life is sweet no, no
Before you children go to bed, it's this simple
There's me and your dad
Like I say, he's working at North American tonight, and he's not here
When you kids are in your beds, we're in our beds
There's your dad
You know how big he is 6'2
Big stud
And there's me, frail, 120
But fun ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Well, we lay there
A lot of you kids, you kids, say to yourself
What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?
I'll tell you what we're doing
We ain't watching Johnny Carson ha ha ha ha ha ha
I wanna go upstairs and study mom, okay
I don't want to hear about it
Holy God
No, sit here and finish your sponge cake
Now, your dad kisses me, strange way, right in the ear
Which drives me out of my guard
And I kiss him
That's it
Is that sex, mom?
Is that or is this about birds and bees?
That's it, ain't it beautiful?
Oh gees
Sis, you want to have the no-no room?
Yeah, I'm going, I've got to go to the no-no room
Good night, honey
And God bless you
Well, when your dad's home
If you're real good
Forget it kids
Birds and the bees
Okay children
Children, stop eating, I know it's the middle of dinner
But I want to tell you about the birds and the bees
Gee, mom, I got studying to do
I do, too, I'm gotta to go upstairs and poo-poo
We don't say poo-poo
We say no-no
Poo-poo's a bad word
Your cousin always used that word, I don't like it
I want to talk about the birds and the bees
Now, you know your dad's working tonight
I wish he was here, because I need him desperately
It takes two
Mother bird and the father bird
How do birds do it?
Very fast
And high in the air
Idiot!
Sometimes in trees, my darling
Mom, I want to go to study
Feed my fish and go to bed
Here, sit down, 'cause you're getting to that dangerous age
When you'll be playing around ha ha ha ha
Now, let's get back to the bees
I blew it on the birds
There's a father bee and a mother bee
And they meet and sting
And then there are little bees
And honey
And life is sweet no, no
Before you children go to bed, it's this simple
There's me and your dad
Like I say, he's working at North American tonight, and he's not here
When you kids are in your beds, we're in our beds
There's your dad
You know how big he is 6'2
Big stud
And there's me, frail, 120
But fun ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Well, we lay there
A lot of you kids, you kids, say to yourself
What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?
I'll tell you what we're doing
We ain't watching Johnny Carson ha ha ha ha ha ha
I wanna go upstairs and study mom, okay
I don't want to hear about it
Holy God
No, sit here and finish your sponge cake
Now, your dad kisses me, strange way, right in the ear
Which drives me out of my guard
And I kiss him
That's it
Is that sex, mom?
Is that or is this about birds and bees?
That's it, ain't it beautiful?
Oh gees
Sis, you want to have the no-no room?
Yeah, I'm going, I've got to go to the no-no room
Good night, honey
And God bless you
Well, when your dad's home
If you're real good
Forget it kids
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.33] A mother telling her daughter about sex
[00:08.53] Birds and the bees
[00:10.14] Okay children
[00:13.40] Children, stop eating, I know it's the middle of dinner
[00:21.79] But I want to tell you about the birds and the bees
[00:26.57] Gee, mom, I got studying to do
[00:29.02] I do, too, I'm gotta to go upstairs and poo-poo
[00:40.53] We don't say poo-poo
[00:43.13] We say no-no
[00:45.81] Poo-poo's a bad word
[00:48.90] Your cousin always used that word, I don't like it
[00:52.61] I want to talk about the birds and the bees
[00:56.23] Now, you know your dad's working tonight
[01:00.57] I wish he was here, because I need him desperately
[01:05.45] It takes two
[01:07.53] Mother bird and the father bird
[01:12.02] How do birds do it?
[01:19.18] Very fast
[01:21.59] And high in the air
[01:23.71] Idiot!
[01:25.33] Sometimes in trees, my darling
[01:31.06] Mom, I want to go to study
[01:34.07] Feed my fish and go to bed
[01:36.30] Here, sit down, 'cause you're getting to that dangerous age
[01:41.03] When you'll be playing around ha ha ha ha
[01:46.28] Now, let's get back to the bees
[01:48.68] I blew it on the birds
[01:51.97] There's a father bee and a mother bee
[01:55.23] And they meet and sting
[01:59.84] And then there are little bees
[02:01.84] And honey
[02:03.18] And life is sweet no, no
[02:09.06] Before you children go to bed, it's this simple
[02:12.49] There's me and your dad
[02:13.98] Like I say, he's working at North American tonight, and he's not here
[02:18.34] When you kids are in your beds, we're in our beds
[02:23.17] There's your dad
[02:24.21] You know how big he is 6'2
[02:26.77] Big stud
[02:29.78] And there's me, frail, 120
[02:32.81] But fun ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:36.37] Well, we lay there
[02:37.70] A lot of you kids, you kids, say to yourself
[02:41.06] What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?
[02:43.05] I'll tell you what we're doing
[02:45.45] We ain't watching Johnny Carson ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:51.77] I wanna go upstairs and study mom, okay
[02:54.37] I don't want to hear about it
[02:55.24] Holy God
[02:57.28] No, sit here and finish your sponge cake
[03:00.97] Now, your dad kisses me, strange way, right in the ear
[03:06.68] Which drives me out of my guard
[03:09.63] And I kiss him
[03:11.33] That's it
[03:13.79] Is that sex, mom?
[03:16.56] Is that or is this about birds and bees?
[03:19.42] That's it, ain't it beautiful?
[03:23.18] Oh gees
[03:26.72] Sis, you want to have the no-no room?
[03:29.96] Yeah, I'm going, I've got to go to the no-no room
[03:33.00] Good night, honey
[03:35.77] And God bless you
[03:41.03] Well, when your dad's home
[03:45.26] If you're real good
[03:50.96] Forget it kids
[03:54.51]
[00:08.53] Birds and the bees
[00:10.14] Okay children
[00:13.40] Children, stop eating, I know it's the middle of dinner
[00:21.79] But I want to tell you about the birds and the bees
[00:26.57] Gee, mom, I got studying to do
[00:29.02] I do, too, I'm gotta to go upstairs and poo-poo
[00:40.53] We don't say poo-poo
[00:43.13] We say no-no
[00:45.81] Poo-poo's a bad word
[00:48.90] Your cousin always used that word, I don't like it
[00:52.61] I want to talk about the birds and the bees
[00:56.23] Now, you know your dad's working tonight
[01:00.57] I wish he was here, because I need him desperately
[01:05.45] It takes two
[01:07.53] Mother bird and the father bird
[01:12.02] How do birds do it?
[01:19.18] Very fast
[01:21.59] And high in the air
[01:23.71] Idiot!
[01:25.33] Sometimes in trees, my darling
[01:31.06] Mom, I want to go to study
[01:34.07] Feed my fish and go to bed
[01:36.30] Here, sit down, 'cause you're getting to that dangerous age
[01:41.03] When you'll be playing around ha ha ha ha
[01:46.28] Now, let's get back to the bees
[01:48.68] I blew it on the birds
[01:51.97] There's a father bee and a mother bee
[01:55.23] And they meet and sting
[01:59.84] And then there are little bees
[02:01.84] And honey
[02:03.18] And life is sweet no, no
[02:09.06] Before you children go to bed, it's this simple
[02:12.49] There's me and your dad
[02:13.98] Like I say, he's working at North American tonight, and he's not here
[02:18.34] When you kids are in your beds, we're in our beds
[02:23.17] There's your dad
[02:24.21] You know how big he is 6'2
[02:26.77] Big stud
[02:29.78] And there's me, frail, 120
[02:32.81] But fun ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:36.37] Well, we lay there
[02:37.70] A lot of you kids, you kids, say to yourself
[02:41.06] What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?
[02:43.05] I'll tell you what we're doing
[02:45.45] We ain't watching Johnny Carson ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:51.77] I wanna go upstairs and study mom, okay
[02:54.37] I don't want to hear about it
[02:55.24] Holy God
[02:57.28] No, sit here and finish your sponge cake
[03:00.97] Now, your dad kisses me, strange way, right in the ear
[03:06.68] Which drives me out of my guard
[03:09.63] And I kiss him
[03:11.33] That's it
[03:13.79] Is that sex, mom?
[03:16.56] Is that or is this about birds and bees?
[03:19.42] That's it, ain't it beautiful?
[03:23.18] Oh gees
[03:26.72] Sis, you want to have the no-no room?
[03:29.96] Yeah, I'm going, I've got to go to the no-no room
[03:33.00] Good night, honey
[03:35.77] And God bless you
[03:41.03] Well, when your dad's home
[03:45.26] If you're real good
[03:50.96] Forget it kids
[03:54.51]