Jan the Weatherman
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Jan, Jan the weatherman
Lives across the hall in an old beer can
Comes over now and then with a stick and a pan
He wants to join the band
Jan, Jan
He's the weatherman
Looks like a product of the Manson gang
I asked him about his past one day
Nearly lost my life that way
Will it rain?
Will it shine?
Once a month, a big fat man walks out of Jan's door
Comes back 20 minutes later with a hundred sandwiches or more
I said, "Hey Jan, what's this all about?"
Jan just says, "Shhhhh, I don't wanna get kicked out"
Jan, Jan
He's the weatherman
He's got a kid sister who could use a tan
She talks so low and scary it's hard to understand
What's the weather gonna be like tomorrow, Jan?
Lives across the hall in an old beer can
Comes over now and then with a stick and a pan
He wants to join the band
Jan, Jan
He's the weatherman
Looks like a product of the Manson gang
I asked him about his past one day
Nearly lost my life that way
Will it rain?
Will it shine?
Once a month, a big fat man walks out of Jan's door
Comes back 20 minutes later with a hundred sandwiches or more
I said, "Hey Jan, what's this all about?"
Jan just says, "Shhhhh, I don't wanna get kicked out"
Jan, Jan
He's the weatherman
He's got a kid sister who could use a tan
She talks so low and scary it's hard to understand
What's the weather gonna be like tomorrow, Jan?