Table Top
๐ต 1674 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:53 duration
๐ ID: 19282054
๐ Lyrics
Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man
Back up with a soda pop
Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot
See that I'm getting outta jail free
Hitting duce 5s yo that's my free parking
Feeling pretty dopehat know I'm winning all these games tonight
Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist
I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
Think I'm getting all the good treasure? That's a great assumption
Back down with the power glove
For once we're gonna show this table love
Turn the TV off and grab some dice
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC
I tell em that I've got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
3am but I don't care my friend yo it's time for conflict
Never been a fan of Scrabble
Words or birds or psychobabble
We need three days for some RISK
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
But I sit back I don't get pissed
I'll win cause I'm an optimist
Game of Life? Don't waste my time
I'd rather go back home and rhyme
I came here for games and friends
I wipe the smudge up off my lens
Then I stand up on my seat
Dispense this knowledge I decree
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives
So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man
Back up with a soda pop
Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot
See that I'm getting outta jail free
Hitting duce 5s yo that's my free parking
Feeling pretty dopehat know I'm winning all these games tonight
Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist
I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
Think I'm getting all the good treasure? That's a great assumption
Back down with the power glove
For once we're gonna show this table love
Turn the TV off and grab some dice
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC
I tell em that I've got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
3am but I don't care my friend yo it's time for conflict
Never been a fan of Scrabble
Words or birds or psychobabble
We need three days for some RISK
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
But I sit back I don't get pissed
I'll win cause I'm an optimist
Game of Life? Don't waste my time
I'd rather go back home and rhyme
I came here for games and friends
I wipe the smudge up off my lens
Then I stand up on my seat
Dispense this knowledge I decree
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.43] Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top
[00:17.08] So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
[00:20.65] I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
[00:24.33] Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man
[00:27.97] Back up with a soda pop
[00:29.77] Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot
[00:31.55] See that I'm getting outta jail free
[00:33.46] Hitting duce 5s yo that's my free parking
[00:35.26] Feeling pretty dopehat know I'm winning all these games tonight
[00:37.95] Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright
[00:42.46] Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
[00:46.12] I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
[00:48.89] My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
[00:53.33] Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist
[01:20.65] I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
[01:25.24] Think I'm getting all the good treasure? That's a great assumption
[01:28.88] Back down with the power glove
[01:29.73] For once we're gonna show this table love
[01:31.52] Turn the TV off and grab some dice
[01:33.34] This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
[01:35.20] Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC
[01:38.88] I tell em that I've got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
[01:42.47] We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
[01:46.02] 3am but I don't care my friend yo it's time for conflict
[02:04.23] Never been a fan of Scrabble
[02:06.02] Words or birds or psychobabble
[02:06.91] We need three days for some RISK
[02:12.39] Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
[02:14.11] But I sit back I don't get pissed
[02:15.93] I'll win cause I'm an optimist
[02:17.87] Game of Life? Don't waste my time
[02:19.65] I'd rather go back home and rhyme
[02:21.42] I came here for games and friends
[02:23.23] I wipe the smudge up off my lens
[02:25.08] Then I stand up on my seat
[02:26.89] Dispense this knowledge I decree
[02:28.60] That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives
[02:45.03]
[00:17.08] So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
[00:20.65] I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
[00:24.33] Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man
[00:27.97] Back up with a soda pop
[00:29.77] Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot
[00:31.55] See that I'm getting outta jail free
[00:33.46] Hitting duce 5s yo that's my free parking
[00:35.26] Feeling pretty dopehat know I'm winning all these games tonight
[00:37.95] Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright
[00:42.46] Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
[00:46.12] I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
[00:48.89] My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
[00:53.33] Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist
[01:20.65] I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
[01:25.24] Think I'm getting all the good treasure? That's a great assumption
[01:28.88] Back down with the power glove
[01:29.73] For once we're gonna show this table love
[01:31.52] Turn the TV off and grab some dice
[01:33.34] This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
[01:35.20] Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC
[01:38.88] I tell em that I've got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
[01:42.47] We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
[01:46.02] 3am but I don't care my friend yo it's time for conflict
[02:04.23] Never been a fan of Scrabble
[02:06.02] Words or birds or psychobabble
[02:06.91] We need three days for some RISK
[02:12.39] Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
[02:14.11] But I sit back I don't get pissed
[02:15.93] I'll win cause I'm an optimist
[02:17.87] Game of Life? Don't waste my time
[02:19.65] I'd rather go back home and rhyme
[02:21.42] I came here for games and friends
[02:23.23] I wipe the smudge up off my lens
[02:25.08] Then I stand up on my seat
[02:26.89] Dispense this knowledge I decree
[02:28.60] That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives
[02:45.03]