Critical Theory Sux!

I don't buy into your radical relativism at all
Yeah, truth is real and that a hill I'm willing to die on
(To die on...)
(Let's go!)

No it's not a power structure
You're a brain-rot ideologue
Trying to justify the debasement of the world
Your utopia of self-perception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress?

And I will transcend it all
Don't need a way out
Of this bitter reality

Unlike you
I'm not a chronic escapist
Maybe just a little pissed off

No it's not a power structure
You're a brain-rot ideologue
Trying to justify the debasement of the world
Your utopia of self-perception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress?

I get that you may have good intentions (just trying to be nice...)
But what kind of friend
Lies to your face?

(Critical theory sucks!)
(Get it away from me!)

No it's not a power structure
You're a brain-rot ideologue
Trying to justify the debasement of the world
Your utopia of self-perception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress?