Little Tiny Mustache
🎵 1661 characters
⏱️ 3:16 duration
🆔 ID: 19398388
📜 Lyrics
Yeah. You're either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show.
You're the love of my life,
But it cuts like a knife,
And I feel that I'm being misled.
See, I'm a little concerned,
For I've recently learned
Of the swastika tattoo on your head.
And it makes you smile
When you hear "Sieg Heil".
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
You do goose-step salutes
In your Doc Martin boots,
And you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
I think you're a nazi, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi, baby...
You keep extensive files
On the Nuremberg trials,
And you watch them whenever they're airing.
I guess I should've known
When you bought a new bone
For your puppies named Göbbles and Göring.
You showed up late
To our very first date;
I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power".
Call me paranoid,
But I'm not overjoyed
When you ask me if I want to shower...
I think you're a nazi.
Don't be lyin', baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion, baby?
Your every dress
Is monagrammed "SS".
You hold an Aryan picknick and bash.
And it makes me irate
When you say I look great
When I wear a little tiny moustache.
Your social politics
Say that races don't mix,
And you call it pure-blood pollution.
And whenever I'm sad,
You say it's not so bad,
For every problem there's a Final Solution...
I think you're a nazi.
Give me an answer, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fuckin' panzer, baby.
You say that love is blind,
So how could I have guessed...
But then again, I met you
At the Wagner Fest...
I know you're a nazi,
And that's why I'm leavin'.
I know you're a nazi,
Sure as my name is Stephen...
... Lynchbergstein.
You're the love of my life,
But it cuts like a knife,
And I feel that I'm being misled.
See, I'm a little concerned,
For I've recently learned
Of the swastika tattoo on your head.
And it makes you smile
When you hear "Sieg Heil".
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
You do goose-step salutes
In your Doc Martin boots,
And you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
I think you're a nazi, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi, baby...
You keep extensive files
On the Nuremberg trials,
And you watch them whenever they're airing.
I guess I should've known
When you bought a new bone
For your puppies named Göbbles and Göring.
You showed up late
To our very first date;
I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power".
Call me paranoid,
But I'm not overjoyed
When you ask me if I want to shower...
I think you're a nazi.
Don't be lyin', baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion, baby?
Your every dress
Is monagrammed "SS".
You hold an Aryan picknick and bash.
And it makes me irate
When you say I look great
When I wear a little tiny moustache.
Your social politics
Say that races don't mix,
And you call it pure-blood pollution.
And whenever I'm sad,
You say it's not so bad,
For every problem there's a Final Solution...
I think you're a nazi.
Give me an answer, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fuckin' panzer, baby.
You say that love is blind,
So how could I have guessed...
But then again, I met you
At the Wagner Fest...
I know you're a nazi,
And that's why I'm leavin'.
I know you're a nazi,
Sure as my name is Stephen...
... Lynchbergstein.
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.07] Yeah. You're either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show.
[00:25.26] You're the love of my life,
[00:26.91] But it cuts like a knife,
[00:28.84] And I feel that I'm being misled.
[00:32.32] See, I'm a little concerned,
[00:34.27] For I've recently learned
[00:36.31] Of the swastika tattoo on your head.
[00:39.85] And it makes you smile
[00:41.68] When you hear "Sieg Heil".
[00:43.53] You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
[00:46.99] You do goose-step salutes
[00:48.65] In your Doc Martin boots,
[00:50.66] And you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
[00:57.01] I think you're a nazi, baby.
[01:00.58] Are you a nazi?
[01:04.08] You might be a nazi, baby...
[01:08.40] You keep extensive files
[01:10.11] On the Nuremberg trials,
[01:11.90] And you watch them whenever they're airing.
[01:15.32] I guess I should've known
[01:17.29] When you bought a new bone
[01:19.06] For your puppies named Göbbles and Göring.
[01:22.72] You showed up late
[01:24.33] To our very first date;
[01:25.85] I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power".
[01:29.30] Call me paranoid,
[01:31.21] But I'm not overjoyed
[01:33.24] When you ask me if I want to shower...
[01:35.70] I think you're a nazi.
[01:39.74] Don't be lyin', baby,
[01:43.02] Are you a nazi?
[01:46.17] Are you anti-Zion, baby?
[01:50.81] Your every dress
[01:52.33] Is monagrammed "SS".
[01:54.02] You hold an Aryan picknick and bash.
[01:57.83] And it makes me irate
[01:59.11] When you say I look great
[02:01.14] When I wear a little tiny moustache.
[02:04.58] Your social politics
[02:06.10] Say that races don't mix,
[02:08.08] And you call it pure-blood pollution.
[02:11.58] And whenever I'm sad,
[02:13.05] You say it's not so bad,
[02:14.94] For every problem there's a Final Solution...
[02:17.99] I think you're a nazi.
[02:21.54] Give me an answer, baby.
[02:24.71] Are you a nazi?
[02:28.09] You drive a fuckin' panzer, baby.
[02:32.75] You say that love is blind,
[02:36.52] So how could I have guessed...
[02:40.22] But then again, I met you
[02:43.74] At the Wagner Fest...
[02:51.78] I know you're a nazi,
[02:55.74] And that's why I'm leavin'.
[02:59.58] I know you're a nazi,
[03:03.34] Sure as my name is Stephen...
[03:07.94] ... Lynchbergstein.
[03:13.59]
[00:25.26] You're the love of my life,
[00:26.91] But it cuts like a knife,
[00:28.84] And I feel that I'm being misled.
[00:32.32] See, I'm a little concerned,
[00:34.27] For I've recently learned
[00:36.31] Of the swastika tattoo on your head.
[00:39.85] And it makes you smile
[00:41.68] When you hear "Sieg Heil".
[00:43.53] You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
[00:46.99] You do goose-step salutes
[00:48.65] In your Doc Martin boots,
[00:50.66] And you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
[00:57.01] I think you're a nazi, baby.
[01:00.58] Are you a nazi?
[01:04.08] You might be a nazi, baby...
[01:08.40] You keep extensive files
[01:10.11] On the Nuremberg trials,
[01:11.90] And you watch them whenever they're airing.
[01:15.32] I guess I should've known
[01:17.29] When you bought a new bone
[01:19.06] For your puppies named Göbbles and Göring.
[01:22.72] You showed up late
[01:24.33] To our very first date;
[01:25.85] I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power".
[01:29.30] Call me paranoid,
[01:31.21] But I'm not overjoyed
[01:33.24] When you ask me if I want to shower...
[01:35.70] I think you're a nazi.
[01:39.74] Don't be lyin', baby,
[01:43.02] Are you a nazi?
[01:46.17] Are you anti-Zion, baby?
[01:50.81] Your every dress
[01:52.33] Is monagrammed "SS".
[01:54.02] You hold an Aryan picknick and bash.
[01:57.83] And it makes me irate
[01:59.11] When you say I look great
[02:01.14] When I wear a little tiny moustache.
[02:04.58] Your social politics
[02:06.10] Say that races don't mix,
[02:08.08] And you call it pure-blood pollution.
[02:11.58] And whenever I'm sad,
[02:13.05] You say it's not so bad,
[02:14.94] For every problem there's a Final Solution...
[02:17.99] I think you're a nazi.
[02:21.54] Give me an answer, baby.
[02:24.71] Are you a nazi?
[02:28.09] You drive a fuckin' panzer, baby.
[02:32.75] You say that love is blind,
[02:36.52] So how could I have guessed...
[02:40.22] But then again, I met you
[02:43.74] At the Wagner Fest...
[02:51.78] I know you're a nazi,
[02:55.74] And that's why I'm leavin'.
[02:59.58] I know you're a nazi,
[03:03.34] Sure as my name is Stephen...
[03:07.94] ... Lynchbergstein.
[03:13.59]